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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but 
two authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1429 | 
Hits: 2172 | 
Published: 11/12/04 | 
Updated: 11/12/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •    
 
Summary: This tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.
WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 5092 | 
Hits: 2978 | 
Published: 11/12/04 | 
Updated: 11/12/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: Alice Longbottom is alone at home with only little Neville to keep her company. When Neville wakes up in the middle of the night, Alice does what all good mothers do; she sings him a lullaby.
One-shot. Fluffy
Categories: Historical
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1488 | 
Hits: 1853 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: It started out as a simple matter of pest control in an average muggle household -- who knew it would lead to some surprising revelations.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1752 | 
Hits: 1653 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: Harry and Ron make a terrible discovery on the way to dinner one night. Later, Ron and Hermione make plans for the summer.
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1613 | 
Hits: 2680 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: A simple story of honest love & the want for something more from one who seems distant. 
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1327 | 
Hits: 2887 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated:  •     
Summary: Sequel to Ginny's Gift. Read that story first. Harry must deal with the aftermath of Voldemort's defeat. Written pre-OOP.
Categories: Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 238913 | 
Hits: 191581 | 
Published: 11/07/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated:  •     
Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. 
Very random.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 3511 | 
Hits: 6686 | 
Published: 11/10/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated:  •     
Summary: "Princes don't like girls with red hair!" Independent Lily, is tired of waiting for her prince charming to come, so she takes her life into her own hands. It’s kinda fluffy and my second song fic. “I used to think I needed love”
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 2219 | 
Hits: 2846 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated:  •     
Summary: Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore each have a stylish new set of robes. Could it be that they are each trying to attract the attention of someone special?
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1824 | 
Hits: 3399 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated:  •     
Summary: What is Ron and Hermione's friendship all about? 
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 2981 | 
Hits: 2543 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: What did Quirell do that infamous day in Book 1? My first story, please read and review.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 3230 | 
Hits: 2240 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: Harry gets a a gift from Dobby..Socks! But these aren't regular socks, oh no, they talk, and they jump, and they teach Harry a rather important lesson that he needed to learn at this point of his life.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 821 | 
Hits: 2494 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated: Professors •     
Summary: A post-Hogwarts H/G fic. Strange circumstances draw Harry and Ginny closer together. But are they in danger? Romance, adventure, Monty Python, and tartan boxer shorts abound. Written pre-OOP.
Categories: Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 76854 | 
Hits: 13964 | 
Published: 11/06/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: They looked back and had no regrets, because it was for Remus. A vignette.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 607 | 
Hits: 2337 | 
Published: 11/11/04 | 
Updated: 11/11/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •    
 
Summary: ...Hermione smiled, glancing up into her new husband's face. "It's beautiful out here," she whispered. "Yes," Harry replied softly, staring into his wife's eyes intently, "it certainly is." (One Shot)
Categories: Harry/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1450 | 
Hits: 2492 | 
Published: 11/10/04 | 
Updated: 11/10/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: The time has come for Lord Voldemort and his archenemy Harry Potter to duel to the death. But things don't quite turn out as planned.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1672 | 
Hits: 1713 | 
Published: 11/10/04 | 
Updated: 11/10/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •     
Summary: Everyone does something when they start the day. So what does Snape do?
The first appearance of Severus Snape's "Fuzzy Bat Slippers" occurs in this story - so if you've heard about them, blame me.  Originally posted in the "Snape's PoV" thread on Mugglenet's Official forums - CoSForums.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 690 | 
Hits: 2064 | 
Published: 11/10/04 | 
Updated: 11/10/04
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Rated:  •     
Summary: It's safe to say Severus does not get along well with Mundungus, and things are even worse after this encounter at 12 Grimmauld Place. The Order is out, and Severus is alone with Dung. 
This story was inspired by discussion in the famed and not forgotten "All About Snivellus Snape" threads on Mugglenet's Official Forums - CoSForums. 
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings:  Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1437 | 
Hits: 1697 | 
Published: 11/10/04 | 
Updated: 11/10/04
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Rated:  •     
Summary: Ron overhears a conversation and Hermione helps him deal with it.
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings:  None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | 
Completed: Yes | 
Words: 1767 | 
Hits: 3221 | 
Published: 11/10/04 | 
Updated: 11/10/04
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