Stories
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley’s wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending.
Felix the Niffler by Kerichi
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Long before he acquired a Malfoy and a name, Felix was an odd Niffler.
A Sackful of Holiday Horsefeathers by Piwakitt
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: This story has a bit of everything in it. Humor, romance, Slytherin schemes, and mystery! Set during Christmas holiday in Hermione's fifth year. Lupin visits McGonagall, Snape has a strange dream, Draco falls for Hermione, and Trelawney has a vision.
The Walpurgis School for Superior Children by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary:
Draco Malfoy wanted to stay home, but he was sent to school instead. Lucius and Narcissa expected their son to make a name for himself during his first week of class. They should have been more specific.
What to Expect When You're Expecting: A Wizard's Guide by MJ_Padfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary:
Three couples.
Two Babies.
One Book.
Harry, Ron, and George all discover the true meaning of expecting the unexpected in this half-hilarious, half heart-felt comedy about what nine months can really bring.
An Offer I Couldn't Refuse by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary:
When Olive Hornby petitions the Ministry to stop Moaning Myrtle from haunting her, Agent Atwell, Spirit Division, makes Myrtle an offer she can't refuse.
The Plight of the Portrait by weasley-malfoy-aficionado
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary:
You should never cross a Weasley-Malfoy duo.
Gargarus the Third learns it the hard way.
Snappy Snape by Shena
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Snape is in a terrible mood. Why? Because he’s starting his first year at Hogwarts. What is Snape’s pet hate? People. Especially people who take an interest in him. His life is not going to be easy.
Of Love and Nargles by FluffyNargles
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Okay, so, when Harry is around, I can't really formulate a completely coherent sentence... Or eat anything without my elbow ending up in some kind of food - like a butter dish. But that has nothing to do with the fact that I fancy him (because I don't). Like my dear (and completely non-loony) friend, Luna, says, it's all because of the nargles.
The Not-So-Fast and the Furious by minnabird
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: It's Halloween, and the mismatched team of Scabior and Greyback are at it again. A simple visit to a Halloween party to scrounge free food turns into a chase across Orlando. Why does Scabior stay with Greyback again?
Joint winner of Best General Story in the 2015 Quicksilver Quill Awards.
Wood by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Marcus Flint, the infamous Super Seventh Captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team, blames repeating his final year at Hogwarts on Oliver Wood.
How, you might ask?
Well, wouldn't you like to know?
Heiress of Evil by voldiexx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Whew, those thirteen years were nasty, but Voldemort's back and better than ever. He's got plenty to do, consolidating a power base, punishing traitors, and not letting the haters get him down, but he's spared some time to look over the custody agreement he signed fourteen years ago...
Annabel Curry wanted to spend the summer getting a tan, perfecting her Cheering Charms, and ensnaring Terry Boot. Instead, she's spending it with her dad the mass murderer and his unshaven goons. Oh yeah, and the shower doesn't work, AND NO ONE BUT HER SEEMS TO CARE.
First dates. Sparkly nail polish. Magical plumbing fiascos. Some heartwarming father-daughter moments. And some not-so-heartwarming ones.
Confessions by Gansey
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Secrets are revealed in one night [Draco/Ginny]
Archie and the Muggle Saleswoman by MJ_Padfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary:
One Shot.
Out of the Fire and Into the Cupboard by HalfASlug
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Goatilocks and the Three Puffs by 1000timesingoldenink
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A splendiferous little tale about the success story of a young goat running a restaurant, containing no bizarre details, inane tangents, or absurd plot devices whatsoever.
(Merlin, it’s hard to type with my fingers crossed.)
This is an extended version of my entry to the Goatily Different April Challenge over in TTB. Nominated for Best Humor in the 2014 QSQs.
Taboos by William Brennan
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: After the war, the Auror Office decides to Taboo the Unforgivable Curses so that any use of them can be detected. This doesn't quite go as planned however...
Two Guys, a Girl and a Whole Lot of Embarrassment by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione are on a trip in America. Or are they? It's April Fools' Day, and they might just be the victim of one cosmic prank pulled by a red-headed man and a ghost.For my flist, and for you.
Set Your Spirit Free by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A desperate housewife. A forward female knight. Spice Girls. Petunia Dursley's thirty-eighth birthday is about to get interesting. This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the 2013 Great Hall Cotillion. My chosen pairing is Petunia Dursley/Hestia Jones. Yes. Tuney and Me.
Agony Aunts by BrokenPromise
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary:
Albus Dumbledore sees it as an opportunity to help his students. Severus Snape sees it as an opportunity for a free drink. What could possibly go wrong?
An early birthday present for a great friend over on the boards, Sophie, otherwise known as the owl. Have a great time!
Substance Abuse added for Snape possibly getting drunk.