Summary: A tribute to the ever-annoying Poltergeist Peeves. Categories:PoetryCharacters: None Warnings: None Challenges: Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
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Published: 08/13/07 Updated: 08/22/07
The Peeving Peeves by A Cappella
Peeves, Peeves Poltergeist Peeves-- This one can run you through. He laughs, he cackles, he jokes, he jibes-- It’s not fiction; it’s true!
He’ll string you from the ceiling Not far from Filch’s ways, He’ll throw his dungbombs at you He likes to make you craze.
Peeves, Peeves Poltergeist Peeves-- This one will make you scream. He pokes, he prods, he throws, he topples-- And all this makes him beam!
He’ll spit bubbles in your hair And swing the cat around, He’ll tie you to a chandelier And hope you won’t be found.
Peeves, Peeves Poltergeist Peeves-- This one is his own boss. He pushes, he pulls, he twitters, he twirls-- Until all sanity’s lost!
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