Ode To Snivellus

by The Marauders



O Snivellus, slimy Snivellus

This is an ode to you

For all the things you've done for us,

And all that we have put you through.



You always were the one

To give us pleasure and joy

By ruining all your fun.



O, how we've loved you so,

Always being a victim of ours,

Wherever you may go.



With us four against you one,

We've yet to be outdone.



Your empty black heart

Is like a cold lump of stone

Just as your pitiful life

Is dry to the bone.



With your oh-so-crooked nose

And greasy, black hair

We find it hard to resist

To not embarrass you as you're dumped from your chair.



Your dark and dreary eyes

Are as blank and dark as coal,

Leading us down into

Your ever-deceitful soul.



O Snivellus, how we love you,

We do, we do, we do.

You've always been the one for us,

Don't try to deny it, for you know it's true.



And now that we have sung our song,

Let this be known, too:

That Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

Will always, with all our hearts,

Cherish our hate for you.