~~ The Twelve Days of Christmas . . . from Hermione ~~


On the first day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
A lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the second day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the third day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Four ancient runes,
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Five “Honestly, Ronald”s (bum-bum-bum),
Four ancient runes,
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Six orange kneazles (erm, cats),
Five “Honestly, Ronald”s,
Four ancient runes,
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Seven corrected essays,
Six orange kneazles,
Five “Honestly, Ronald”s,
Four ancient runes,
Three of those darn badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Eight Bulgarian Seekers,
Seven corrected essays,
Six orange kneazles,
Five “Honestly, Ronald”s,
Four ancient runes,
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Nine copies of Hogwarts, A History,
Eight Bulgarian Seekers,
Seven corrected essays,
Six orange kneazles,
Five “Honestly, Ronald”s,
Four ancient runes,
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Ten Outstanding O.W.L.s (and one Exceeds Expectations),
Nine copies of Hogwarts, A History,
Eight Bulgarian Seekers,
Seven corrected essays,
Six orange kneazles,
Five “Honestly, Ronald”s,
Four ancient runes,
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Eleven time turners,
Ten Outstanding O.W.L.s,
Nine copies of that book she likes,
Eight Bulgarian Seekers,
Seven corrected essays,
Six orange kneazles,
Five “Honestly, Ronald”s,
Four ancient runes,
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Twelve attack birdies,
Eleven time turners,
Ten Outstanding O.W.L.s (and one Exceeds Expectations),
Nine copies of Hogwarts, A History,
Eight Bulgarian Seekers,
Seven corrected essays,
Six orange kneazles (erm, cats),
Five “Honestly, Ronald”s (bum-bum-bum),
Four ancient runes,
Three S.P.E.W. badges,
Two talking homework planners,
And a lecture about getting kicked out of school!