Snackboxes ready,
Sales are steady,
Fred and George are causing a stir.
Students are buying,
The fur is flying,
And everything is ready for her.

Nosebleed Nougat
(And other treats like that)
Will very soon be employed.
Pastilles that cause throw-up,
Will cause teachers to sit up
And they will steadily get more annoyed.

There is one teacher,
She’s the main feature
The one they all wish would just go away.
She’s the one they despise,
She’ll soon get a surprise
As the students put on a disgusting display.

A face like a toad,
A fairly wide load,
They can’t wait to see her pallid face
When she sees what they’ve planned.
Who will be in command
When they make her look like a disgrace?

They enter the room
And suddenly—boom!
There’s blood, barf, and fainters on the ground.
Yep, no doubt about it,
Even she has to admit,
Obviously “Umbridge-itis� is going around.