A/N: Anything beginning with a ">" is an interjection.


Rudolphus the red-nosed Death Eater
>Death Eater
Had a very shiny nose
>Like a candle (we are not associated with Muggle implements)
And if you ever saw it
>saw it
You would even say it glows
>like a wand-tip
All of the other Lestranges
>Lestranges
Used to laugh and call him names
>Like Severus
They never let poor Rudolphus
>Rodolphus
Join in Muggle-tourture games
Like 'crucio'
Then one foggy killing's eve
The Dark Lord came to say,
>Mua-ha-ha
"Rudophus with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my hunt tonight?"
Then all the Lestranges loved him
>Loved him
And they shouted out with glee
>"Blood-ee"
"Rudolphus, the red-nosed Death Eater
>Death eater
You'll go down in history!"
>Like that Potter!