Summary: Entry for Winter's Tales #2: A Christmas Carol: Parody by Gonz of Hufflepuff House.
It's Christmas and Peeves reflects on all the trouble he's caused by singing a parody of "
I'm Getting Nothing for Christmas."
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 236
Read: 1206
Published: 12/02/06
Updated: 12/07/06
1. One-shot by Gonz
I threw water balloons at student’s heads,
Somebody snitched on me.
I put a spider in Ron's bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I sang lots of Potter’s crazy songs,
Threw water balloons into the throng,
Woke the school up at five with a gong,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, Peevesy gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
All the professors are mad,
Peevesy gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause Peeves ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I greased all of Hogwarts’ stairs,
Somebody snitched on me.
I poured shampoo into Snape's hair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid Neville’s precious plant,
Put ants in all of Filch’s pants,
Started a fire Umbridge chant,
Somebody snitched on me.
So, Peevesy gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
All the professors are mad,
Peevesy gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause Peeves ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be allowed at the Christmas Feast,
Somebody snitched on me.
Even if I promise to be as good as a priest,
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be back, just you wait,
Mischievousness is my favorite trait,
Causing trouble is my fate,
So make sure you snitch on me.
So, Peevesy gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
All the professors are mad,
Peevesy gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause Peeves ain't been nuttin' but bad.
Being good is something I’ll never do,
If you act like me, I’ll guarantee you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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