Mum Is Mad At Me by FeatherTrader
Summary: What happens when a Slytherin raised child decides to rebel? This is a parody of some of the odd pranks Sirius Black played as a child after he was sorted into Gryffindor. The original song is 'Nuttin' For Christmas.'



I am Sour.Apple. from the Beta forums and this is A Christmas Carol: Parody. I am a proud member of the Slytherin house.
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 224 Read: 1564 Published: 12/07/06 Updated: 12/07/06

1. One-shot by FeatherTrader

One-shot by FeatherTrader
Author's Notes:
A huge thank you to my beta reader, Suzie.
I burnt a hole in Kreacher’s bed;
Mum is mad at me.
I placed a curse on Reggie's head;
Mum is mad at me.
I stepped on Mum’s favourite hat,
I brought home a sweet ol’ cat,
Filled the house with a bunch of rats,
Mum is mad at me.

Oh, I'm leavin’ ‘fore I graduate,
I’m gunna pack my bags.
I'm leavin’ ‘fore I graduate
'Cause I can't take much more of these hags!

I hid a frog in Mum’s black shoe;
Mum is mad at me.
I made the house into a zoo;
Mum is mad at me.
I spoke with the fat Muggle man,
Refused to join their family clan,
Killed their hopes before they began,
Mum is mad at me.

Oh, I'm leavin’ ‘fore I graduate,
I’m gunna pack my bags.
I'm leavin’ ‘fore I graduate
'Cause I can't take much more of these hags!

I won't be seeing seventh-year;
Mum is mad at me.
I’m trapped in this house because
Mum is mad at me.
No regrets in this empty past,
No regrets for this is my last,
I’d leave now, but that’s too fast;
Mum is mad at me.

So you best listen now, whatever you do,
'Cause this is my last, my final ado,
Mum is mad at me!
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