The First Harry Potter by dragonwings
Summary: A fun, absolutely pointless parody involving Harry and some shepherds, three kings, Mary, Joseph, and a lot of sheep.





This is dragonwings writing in the Winter Challenge for... GRYFFINDOR!
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 192 Read: 1196 Published: 12/13/06 Updated: 12/15/06

1. Chapter 1 by dragonwings

Chapter 1 by dragonwings
Author's Notes:
To be sung, or in my case, sung badly to the tune of “The First Noel.”
The first Savior, Trelawney did say,
Was to certain poor Voldy that he’d die one day
In hiding where he lay killing the weak,
His doom haunted him throughout the week.
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry!
Born is the Savior of the Wizarding world!

So he kills a few people and wraps up a few things
Like his soul and a bundle of Malfoy’s best bling.
And goes far away, to a vampire’s land
Where he lives with Wormtail, that weird little man.
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry!
Born is the Savior of the Wizarding world!

So no Mary or Joseph, nor Three Wise Men Kings
No insane old King Herods out to kill everything
And no shepherds and mangers but instead
A crazy Dark Lord who kills everyone dead
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry!
Born is the Savior of the Wizarding world!

Harry learned and he saw, what his destiny was;
To destroy Voldy’s Horcruxes and save them all.
So he plotted and planned and blasted stuff apart
And so he did trample old Voldy’s black heart.
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry!
Born is the Savior of the Wizarding world!
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