AHHHH GET THAT DORITO AWAY! by iamsuchadork

Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?
Categories: Humor Fics Characters: None
Warnings: None
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Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 2374 Read: 8471 Published: 12/12/04 Updated: 12/21/04

Learning to Deal by iamsuchadork

Disclaimer: I don’t own the chicken dance, Doritos OR Harry Potter.

Well. Three or four weeks later and they’re still calling me Dori, but it’s gotten better. But I’ve gotten my sweet revenge on Malfoy. Did you know his boxers are hot pink and fluffy? Well, I replaced the Slytherin flags with his boxers last quidditch match. He’ll NEVER live that one down. Whatever. Ron and Hermione finally got together, and stopped fighting. It’s weird but MY GOD they stopped fighting. Sometimes I hate it when I’m right. Dumbledore took away the snack machine, but we got to see one last funny thing.
We saw Snape do the chicken dance!

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