Harry Potter for People with Short Attention Spans by ChAsErKeLlY
Summary: Haikus in a set


Syllables five-seven-five


One for each chapter





Ever wonder what the Harry Potter series would be like if it were one huge poetry book? You did? But....Did you ever think that someone would be smart enough (or crazy enough, or have so much time) to make it into haikus? If you have, or haven't but you're now interested, you have to read this!

Mods, this is NOT abandoned, though I have been taking time with it. I'm working on it currently, though I'm not having much success.
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 305 Read: 1558 Published: 05/26/07 Updated: 06/04/07

1. Part One- The Sorcerer's Stone by ChAsErKeLlY

Part One- The Sorcerer's Stone by ChAsErKeLlY
Author's Notes:
Thanks a ton to everybody who mentioned what they thought of the idea, their title idea, and their offers to beta. Huggles to you all!
Special thanks to Colores- The best beta and msdiggoryx3 for the great title idea that I chose to use!
The Boy Who Lived
He saved the wizards
From evil Lord Voldemort
But lost his parents

The Vanishing Glass
Speaking to the snake
Magic! the glass disappears
Snake goes to Brazil

The Letters from No One
Coming through the door
Addressed to Harry Potter
Who wonders, "From who?"

The Keeper of the Keys
He came from Hogwarts
Pink umbrella, gave a tail,
Harry’s a wizard!

Diagon Alley
Goblins run the bank
Stores are filled with excitement
Getting school supplies

The Journey from Platform Nine and Three Quarters
Meeting new people
Have lots of snacks on the train
Get to Hogwarts soon

The Sorting Hat
Four houses, all good
Lion, snake, raven, badger
Which shall you be in?

The Potions Master
Droughts of many sorts
Brewed by this slippery man
Head of Slytherin

The Midnight Duel
Intend to duel
Run when Filch tries to get you
Get revenge later

Halloween
Troll in the dungeons
Run to save Hermione
From a certain death

Quidditch
It is wonderful
Wind in your hair, catch the Snitch
Game over, we won

The Mirror of Erised
It shows not your face
But your heart’s true desire
Different for all

Nicolas Flamel
He’s an old person
He made a Sorcerer’s Stone
‘Twas sent to Hogwarts

Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback
He hatched from an egg
Is being raised by Hagrid
He leaves forever

The Forbidden Forest
Harry’s detention
The unicorn is found dead
Hooded man drinking

Through the Trapdoor
Life-sized chess players
Danger around the corner
What shall happen next?

The Man with Two Faces
Quirrel tries to steal
Harry and Voldemort fight
Voldemort is gone

Author's Note the Second
Again, thanksies to everyone who helped me, I give huggles to all. I hope to get the next part up a-sap, but who knows? Please reveiw. Toodles, Alanna
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