Never did I ever think that
You, me, or anyone (particularly
Me) could EVER love Sirius' cousin (
Probably because I am quite a bit older than her.)
Her hair is usually a strange color,
And sometimes she's a little odd, but
Don't try to tell me she's not nice and friendly.
Only evil people could not like her. I
Really want to be with her, but I can't.
Anyone with two Knuts worth of sense knows that.

Try as I might, I can't stop thinking about her. I can
Only try, but then she walks in and
Nothing can stop me from wanting to
Kiss her until we die of air loss.
She is a beautiful woman.

Oh no. It's the full moon! I've got to get out of here before I transform.

Okay, I'm out but now---- AWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!