Bonjour, mes amies,
I was just theenking about Bill. 'E is a
Lovely man, and tres sweet, but
Lately I've been getting ze feeling zat his mother doesn't like me.

Whenever I'm around she gets deestinctly
Edgy and seems sort of rude.
All I want to do is marry 'er
Son. Why does she 'ate me so? I know she is a
Loving person. Maybe if I am extra nice to
Everyone, she will find out zat she really likes me. I am a nice
Young woman, I hope she figures zat out soon.

Oh, non! Bill 'as just gotten savaged by a werewolf! Maybe 'e won't like me anymore! Maybe 'is mother will make us break up. Oh, I am getting a headache from all this merde.