Welcome to the Weasley joke shop
The store for trick items nonstop
We sell only the best products
For devastation and misconduct!
Be dressed in our famous Shield Hats
And jinxes aimed at you bounce back!
Buy our telescopes, we do insist
When squeezed, they release a punching fist!
Wildfire Whiz-Bags-for hours they’ll blast!
These enormous magic fireworks are unsurpassed.
Can’t listen to what Mum forbids you to hear?
Eavesdropping is easy with Extendable Ears!
Is Percy boring you out of your pants?
Amuse yourself with Reusable Hangmans!
Purchase a Skiving Snackbox now
It holds sweets that will surely wow.
Nosebleed Nougats, Fainting Fancies,
Or the best one yet: Ton-Tongue Toffees.
Observe someone wave a Trick Wand
And laugh hysterically when it responds!
You’ll melt at the sight of a cute Pygmy Puff,
A creature in shades of colorful fluff
Taste a delicious Canary Cream.
The results will certainly make you scream!
Instant Darkness Powder from Peru
Not one spell is able to cast light through
Self-Inking, Spell-Checking, Smart Answer Quills
And Edible Dark Marks will make anyone ill!
From Fanged Frisbees to Headless Hats,
You definitely know where to find them at.
For jokes, tricks, gags, and teases
Visit your local Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes!