A horse-faced woman,
With a whale for a husband,
Have a mean, fat son.



Drills are his passion,
His life and his one true love.
Nothing else compares.


The fat Didikins,
Gets everything from parents.
Is a mama’s boy.


End Notes:
I need to thank my four amazing betas, Lexi, Russia, late_stranger, and padfoot_returns. You all helped so much. The next chapter will be the Marauders and Lily. I like that group of people. The haikus are pertty good too, I think. As alyways, I would love to know which haiku was your favorite. (I really like Dudley's, myself.) I just like knowing which one you thought was the best. Please review!