Disclaimer: The Harry Potter books and all that pertains to them is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I‘m only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world. The title ‘I Will Survive’ and content of the original song were written by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris, I have only amended their lyrics to fit my own (twisted) version. No Copyright infringement is intended to any of these aforementioned parties.
Credit: lyrics dot doheth dot co dot uk, wikipedia dot org. Inspired by the Gloria Gaynor song of the same name.
1. I Will Survive by KarasAunty
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter books and all that pertains to them is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I‘m only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world. The title ‘I Will Survive’ and content of the original song were written by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris, I have only amended their lyrics to fit my own (twisted) version. No Copyright infringement is intended to any of these aforementioned parties.
Credit: lyrics dot doheth dot co dot uk, wikipedia dot org. Inspired by the Gloria Gaynor song of the same name.
I Will Survive
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At first I was afraid
I was Petrified
The sight of all those ruddy spiders
Had me terrified
I counted oh so many eyes
And hairy bodies big and strong
And it was wrong
That all their legs should be that long
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And I felt fear
Upon my face
As Harry spoke with Aragog
In that Merlin forsaken place
I should’ve stayed in Hagrid’s hut
And Harry should’ve stayed with me
Instead of wasting precious seconds
Resisting the urge to flee
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I want to go
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
I don’t feel welcome anymore
These things are staring at me like I’m Mum’s meat pie
I think I might crumble
I am really far too young to die
Oh no, not I
*
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to run
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And a snog or two to give
And I'll survive
I will survive, hey hey
*
It took all the strength I had
Not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to stop
The pounding of my coward's heart
As I watched all those hairy frights
Start closing in upon myself
I did not cry
Instead I held my wand up high
*
And there was me
Gryffindor true
Pee dribbling down my trouser leg
And dripping on my shoe
Because they felt like dropping in
To have a bite or two for free
And when I started running
They started running after me
*
Go Harry go
Grab the car door
Don’t turn around now
'Cos we're not welcome anymore
Those scary gits are going to gorge on you and I
Like an apple crumble
Like a really huge Shepherd’s pie
Oh no, not I
*
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to run
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And a snog or two to give
And I'll survive
I will survive, oh
*
Go Harry go
Shut the car door
Just turn around now
And jam the pedal to the floor
We need to get this Ford Anglia in the sky
Did the engine rumble?
Do you think it‘s still fit to fly?
Oh no, not I
*
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to run
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And a snog or two to give
And I'll survive
I will survive
I will survive...
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Author’s Note: Just a wee chuckle at poor Ron’s expense. Every time I think about him in Aragog’s charming abode while Harry calmly pumps the massive spider for information , I laugh myself stupid…
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Kara’s Aunty J