I Will Survive by KarasAunty
Summary: CoS era: Ron meets Aragog and his charming family when Harry drags him along for a visit - and he is afraid. Very afraid... A hopefully humorous songfic from Ron's PoV, inspired by the Gloria Gaynor song of the same name.
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 361 Read: 2120 Published: 09/07/09 Updated: 09/15/09
Story Notes:
 

Disclaimer: The Harry Potter books and all that pertains to them is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I‘m only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world. The title ‘I Will Survive’ and content of the original song were written by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris, I have only amended their lyrics to fit my own (twisted) version. No Copyright infringement is intended to any of these aforementioned parties.

Credit: lyrics dot doheth dot co dot uk, wikipedia dot org. Inspired by the Gloria Gaynor song of the same name.

1. I Will Survive by KarasAunty

I Will Survive by KarasAunty
Author's Notes:
 

Disclaimer: The Harry Potter books and all that pertains to them is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I‘m only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world. The title ‘I Will Survive’ and content of the original song were written by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris, I have only amended their lyrics to fit my own (twisted) version. No Copyright infringement is intended to any of these aforementioned parties.

Credit: lyrics dot doheth dot co dot uk, wikipedia dot org. Inspired by the Gloria Gaynor song of the same name.

I Will Survive

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At first I was afraid

I was Petrified

The sight of all those ruddy spiders

Had me terrified

I counted oh so many eyes

And hairy bodies big and strong

And it was wrong

That all their legs should be that long

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And I felt fear

Upon my face

As Harry spoke with Aragog

In that Merlin forsaken place

I should’ve stayed in Hagrid’s hut

And Harry should’ve stayed with me

Instead of wasting precious seconds

Resisting the urge to flee

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I want to go

Walk out the door

Just turn around now

I don’t feel welcome anymore

These things are staring at me like I’m Mum’s meat pie

I think I might crumble

I am really far too young to die

Oh no, not I

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I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to run

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

And a snog or two to give

And I'll survive

I will survive, hey hey

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It took all the strength I had

Not to fall apart

Kept trying hard to stop

The pounding of my coward's heart

As I watched all those hairy frights

Start closing in upon myself

I did not cry

Instead I held my wand up high

*

And there was me

Gryffindor true

Pee dribbling down my trouser leg

And dripping on my shoe

Because they felt like dropping in

To have a bite or two for free

And when I started running

They started running after me

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Go Harry go

Grab the car door

Don’t turn around now

'Cos we're not welcome anymore

Those scary gits are going to gorge on you and I

Like an apple crumble

Like a really huge Shepherd’s pie

Oh no, not I

*

I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to run

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

And a snog or two to give

And I'll survive

I will survive, oh

*

Go Harry go

Shut the car door

Just turn around now

And jam the pedal to the floor

We need to get this Ford Anglia in the sky

Did the engine rumble?

Do you think it‘s still fit to fly?

Oh no, not I

*

I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to run

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

And a snog or two to give

And I'll survive

I will survive

I will survive...

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End Notes:

Author’s Note: Just a wee chuckle at poor Ron’s expense. Every time I think about him in Aragog’s charming abode while Harry calmly pumps the massive spider for information , I laugh myself stupid…

Please review - it really is my only reward. 

Kara’s Aunty J

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