Sixteen Going On Seventeen by KarasAunty
Summary: Bellatrix Lestrange takes on the Mother of all Weasleys... A humorous (I hope) songfic to the tune of the famous 'The Sound of Music' song. Slightly dark humour. You have been warned!
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 192 Read: 2156 Published: 09/16/09 Updated: 09/16/09

1. Sixteen Going On Seventeen by KarasAunty

Sixteen Going On Seventeen by KarasAunty
Author's Notes:
 

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J K Rowling, etc. Not me. I’m not getting paid for this in any way and am only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world.

Credit: Rogers and Hammerstein, www dot stlyrics dot com/lyrics/thesoundofmusic

Note: This song (from beginning to end) follows the tune and metre of ‘Sixteen Going On Seventeen’ from the fabulous film The Sound of Music

Summary: Bellatrix Lestrange doesn‘t realise until too late the error of picking on the only Weasley daughter…

Sixteen Going On Seventeen

*

You wave, little girl, with your eager wand,

to smite what you lay eyes on.

But that Killing Curse of which you are fond,

can’t always be relied on.

*

Relied on.

*

You are sixteen, going on seventeen,

seconds from burning hell.

Don’t be downhearted, soon as you’ve parted,

Tom will join you as well.

*

You are sixteen, going on seventeen,

seconds from being hit.

Soon you’ll discover, one Weasley mother,

does more than cook and knit!

*

Totally unprepared are you,

for her maternal rage.

Cocky and sure and crazed are you,

as you take centre stage.

*

You need someone, older and wiser,

who knows a trick or two.

Molly is not your average housewife,

she will take care of you!

*

You are sixteen, going on seventeen,

seconds from your last breath.

See how her wand hand twirls, jabs and points and

can’t wait to cause your death.

*

You are sixteen, going on seventeen,

seconds from sheer dismay.

You tried to slaughter her only daughter,

now she will make you pay!

*

Totally unprepared are you,

to reap what you have sown.

So sure of victory are you,

you face her on your own.

*

She is someone older and wiser,

here to correct your gaffe.

She is seventeen going on eighteen,

seconds from the last laugh!

*

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End Notes:
Author’s Note: Just a bit of silly fun at Bella’s expense. Heaven knows she deserves it!!
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