Umbridge, Umbridge

What can one say?

Your evil consumes you

Day to night and night to day.

Hogwarts students despise your cunning ways.

As you sit in your office behind pink doors

Scheming and writing amendments galore.

Trying to bring Harry Potter down.

Although you think you can outwit everyone

Hermione's idea of DA has you in the dark.

Now just when you think you've caught Harry off guard,

You're in the forest,

Face to face

With those whom you hate.

Centaurs, centaurs

All arround you

Left with them you'll never be

The same pink toad again.

As crazy as Nearly Headless Nick,

Be gone with you, Toad.

Be gone, be gone,

Horrid pink toad.

Never to return.