Celestina's Songbook: Christmas Edition, Volume 1 by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor, Equinox Chick, hestiajones, Maple_and_PheonixFeather, iLuna17
Past Featured StorySummary:

Celestina Warbeck takes the stage once again, this time with the world premiere of a Christmas album. This jolly, heartfelt volume will bring the joy of the holiday season to any and all of the listeners of the Wizarding Wireless Network!

 

 

This album is a compilation of both the Great Hall's Great Hall-iday Bonus Challenge and Poetry Anyone's December Carol Challenge. Enjoy!


Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: Celestina's Songbook
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 1315 Read: 16323 Published: 01/03/12 Updated: 01/03/12
Story Notes:
Each 'track' of this album was written as a Potterised version of an existing holiday song. The table of contents will have the titles chosen for the parody listed as chapters, and the chapter notes will indicate the original plus the artist name (if applicable), as well as any author notes.
1. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Lucius by hestiajones
Author's Notes:

Original Work: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

 

 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Lucius
Ev'rything you do;
His purse it always jingles and that is how he mingles
With a martini and a pimp cane too.

It's beginning to look a lot like Lucius
Wave your perfect hair;
But the sexiest cape to see is the glory that will be
Blowin’ on his head so fair.

A pair of leather thongs and a Nimbus that long
Is the wish of Draco his son;
Elves that will toil and massage her with oil
Is the hope of Cissy his hon;
And Wife and Son can hardly wait to Floo and shop again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Lucius
Ev'rywhere you go;
In his manor white birds they fly, (but none in the Weasleys’ sty,)
That is why Voldemort went like ‘Whoa!”.

It's beginning to look a lot like Lucius;
Soon the goblins will smile,
‘Cause the thing that makes them grin is the Galleons that he brings
Pile after pile.
 
 
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