Celestina's Songbook: Christmas Edition, Volume 1 by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor, Equinox Chick, hestiajones, Maple_and_PheonixFeather, iLuna17
Past Featured StorySummary:

Celestina Warbeck takes the stage once again, this time with the world premiere of a Christmas album. This jolly, heartfelt volume will bring the joy of the holiday season to any and all of the listeners of the Wizarding Wireless Network!

 

 

This album is a compilation of both the Great Hall's Great Hall-iday Bonus Challenge and Poetry Anyone's December Carol Challenge. Enjoy!


Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: Celestina's Songbook
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 1315 Read: 16330 Published: 01/03/12 Updated: 01/03/12
3. Have Yourself a Slythy Little Christmas by iLuna17
Author's Notes:

Original Work: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Author's Note: I had WAY WAY too much fun with this (Why is enforcing stereotypes and hating on Slytherin so much fun?)

 

Have yourself a Slythy little Christmas
Just do not smile
If you do, we have some some hexes that will change your face

Have yourself a Slythy little Christmas
Just do not sing
If you do, we’ll replace you with the roast

Celebrate in the common room
Where we’re only green, not red
Faithful followers who are scared of us
They kneel before us once more

Through the years we all will rule together
When the Mudbloods die
Hang an elf upon the top of the Christmas tree
And have yourself a Slythy little Christmas now

Faithful followers who are scared of us
They kneel before us once more

Through the years we all will rule together
When the Mudbloods die
But 'til then we'll have to bide our time somehow
And have yourself a Slythy little Christmas now
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