Oh Fred, you're dead! by KarasAunty

Summary: A silly wee ode to poor dead Fred.
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 133 Read: 1205 Published: 06/23/12 Updated: 06/28/12

Story Notes:

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I'm only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world.

1. Oh Fred, you're dead! by KarasAunty

Author's Notes:

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I'm only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world.

Oh Fred, you're dead!

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Oh Fred, you're dead! A bloody wall

tore you and George asunder!

You laughed your last then left for good

our Weasley Wizard Wonder

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Your loss left us incredulous

What did the fates do that for?

To kill a shining Weasley twin

and not the Weasley traitor!

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For Percy is a pompous git

So snooty and ambitious

If he'd snuffed it instead of you

our pain would be less vicious

.

And oh! Poor George! He lost the plot

so bitter, sad and weepy.

Missed you so much he wed your ex

which is a little creepy

.

Oh Fred, you're dead! It's just not fair!

I would have shown you mercy

If I'd been that exploding wall

I would have aimed for Percy!

.

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End Notes:

Aunthor's Note: Apologies to Percy fans ...

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