Summary: Slide on in and kick off your shoes. Celestina’s Songbook is back! Here are the hits of the summer season, brought to you by the authors of MNFF.
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Celestina's Songbook
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4289 Read: 30206
Published: 11/13/12 Updated: 11/14/12
Owl Me, Baby by Equinox Chick
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen.
Poet's note: "Much to the disgust of ... well ... everyone, I like this song. This is Draco being pursued by ... um ... which ever witch you wish to ship him with. I have cut this down a tad."
I threw a curse at Malfoy.
Don’t ask me why, just a ploy.
I looked at him, ferret boy,
And now he’s run away.
I’d suck out his soul, for a wish,
Sickles and knuts for his kiss.
I wasn’t watching, so I missed,
And now he’s run away.
His stare was holdin’,
Ripped robes, Dark Mark showin’,
Hot stuff, blond hair glowin',
Where you think you’re going, baby?
Hey, I just hexed you,
And now you’re crazy.
You got my number,
So owl me, maybe.
It’s hard to feel right,
About you, baby,
Cool as cucumber,
So owl me, maybe.
Hey, I just hexed you,
And now you’re crazy.
You got my number,
So owl me, maybe.
And all the witches
Try to hex me.
Leave them to slumber,
And owl me, maybe?
You took your time with the owl.
I took no time, throwing you a scowl.
Who d’you think you are, Simon Cowell?
And now you’re in my way!
I hexed and jinxed and charmed,
Had foresight that you are damned!
Had no clue what you’d planned,
But now you’re in my way!
Your stare was holdin’,
Ripped robes, Dark Mark showin’,
Hot stuff, blond hair glowin',
Where you think you’re going, baby?
Before I landed that first hex,
I missed you so bad,
I missed you so bad,
'Cause my aim was so, so bad.
Before I landed that first hex,
I missed you so bad,
And you should know that
My aim was so, so bad.
It’s hard to feel right
About you, baby,
Cool as cucumber,
So owl me, maybe.
And all the witches,
Try to hex me,
Leave them to slumber,
So owl me maybe?
Hey, I just hexed you,
And now you’re crazy.
You got my number,
So owl me, maybe?
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