Summary: Slide on in and kick off your shoes. Celestina’s Songbook is back! Here are the hits of the summer season, brought to you by the authors of MNFF.
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Celestina's Songbook
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4289 Read: 30011
Published: 11/13/12 Updated: 11/14/12
Story Notes:
This is a collection of Potterised songs, written for the Great Hall Mini-Challenge with a fun, catchy vibe for the 2012 season. This was posted once before last evening/this morning, but it was inadvertently deleted. If you reviewed the first go round, thank you for reading, but if you coud take the time to drop by again, it would be much appreciated.
1. Gimme Three Steps, Wizard by minnabird
2. Ha-rry by Equinox Chick
3. Voldemort by The owl
4. Girls in Their Summer Robes by rachelnotrach
5. Summer Number 5 by Nagini Riddle
6. Fight Fight Fight by Karaley Dargen
7. Owl Me, Baby by Equinox Chick
8. TTB by the opaleye
9. Like a Spell by Nagini Riddle
10. With a Little Help From My Horcrux/Quirrell by Karaley Dargen
11. Bella Town by hestiajones
12. Young Blood by the opaleye
13. Summer Fights by Equinox Chick
Gimme Three Steps, Wizard by minnabird
Author's Notes:
The original song was "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Poet's note: "The mood of the lyrics doesn't quite fit, but it's totally catchy and sounds summery even if it's a horrible little ditty..."
I was having a dance
(think it's a fine romance)
With a witch named Lucy Pearl
When-a in walked a man
With a wand in his hand
And he said, "Get your hands off my girl."
He was a big mean warlock
With-a hair like a Porlock's
- and the features to match.
He said if you touch a hair
On my girlfriend then there
Will be a great big painful catch.
I was mad and raring for a duel
I was strainin' like a dog on a leash
'Cos if you're asking me then
She can do better -
Somethin' more like me.
I said, "Why don't you just start it,"
And Lucy's lips were parted
As we prepared for a duel.
So we shuffled and threatened
As we went to the center
Of that tiny old room.
Won't you give me three steps
Gimme three steps, wizard,
Gimme three steps, start the duel?
Gimme three steps,
Gimme three steps, wizard,
Oh, and now you're just bein' cruel.
Well if you're havin' a dance
And it's a fine romance,
What fine thing that must-a be,
'Cos I'm telling you, son,
If I hadn't won,
Then I'd be green with envy.
But I ain't; I've got my Lucy Pearl
And, well, I couldn't be happier.
I'll be a-dancin' and sharin' in this fine romance
'Cos I have beaten that filthy cur.
Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps, wizards,
Gimme three steps, spin your girl.
Gimme three steps,
Gimme three steps, wizards,
'Cos I've gotten my Lucy Pearl.
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Valerie," which has been sung by Amy Winehouse and The Zutons.
Poet's note: "Ginny is singing."
Well, sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the black lake,
And I think of all the things, where you three are,
And then I get a headache.
'Cause since we’ve returned,
Hogwarts is in a mess,
And I've missed your spiky hair,
And the way your hands caress.
Won't you come to Hogwarts,
Stop hiding from Voldy!
When will you come back Ha-rry?
Ha-rry, Ha-rry, Ha-rry
Will they throw you three in jail?
Is your mission bound to fail?
What if you’re all caught?
Hope they do not find my man,
Hope you’re working on the plan,
To beat Voldemort.
Bellatrix is now your foe,
Because of her Crucio,
And use of Snatchers.
Are you Polyjuiced anywhere,
Changing the colour of your hair,
To evade capture?
Well, since we’ve returned,
Hogwarts is in a mess,
And I've missed your spiky hair,
And the way your hands caress.
Won't you come to Hogwarts,
Stop hiding from Voldy!
When will you come back, Ha-rry?
Ha-rry, Ha-rry, Ha-rry
Well, sometimes I go out by myself,
And I look across the black lake,
And I think of all the things, where you three are,
And then I get a headache.
'Cause since I’ve returned,
Hogwarts is in a mess,
And I've missed your spiky hair,
And the way your hands caress.
Won't you come to Hogwarts,
Stop hiding from Voldy!
When will you come back, Ha-rry?
Ha-rry, Ha-rry, Ha-rry
Ha-rry, Ha-rry, Ha-rry, Ha-rry
When will you come back, Ha-rry?
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Waterloo" by ABBA.
Poet's note: "This song would have been just the thing to cheer everyone up after the final battle :P"
My, my,
A bunch of children beat an evil wizard,
Oh yeah,
Despite the fact that he was supposed to be immortal.
The history books celebrate,
This marvellous twist of fate.
Voldemort -- you were defeated, we won the war.
Voldemort -- rotting in the earth forever more.
Voldemort -- couldn’t forget if we wanted to.
Voldemort -- although we’re no longer scared of you.
Voldie, Voldie,Voldie
Vol-Voldemort -- finally beating this Dark Lord!
My, my,
You thought that you had won, but we were stronger.
Oh yeah,
At one point, we though Harry had given up on the fight.
We thought that we were going to lose,
But it seems that we were confused.
Voldemort -- you were defeated, we won the war.
Voldemort -- rotting in the earth forever more.
Voldemort -- couldn’t forget if we wanted to.
Voldemort -- although we’re no longer scared of you.
Voldie, Voldie, Voldie
Vol-Voldemort -- finally beating this Dark Lord!
We thought that we were going to lose,
But it seems that we were confused.
Voldemort -- couldn’t forget if we wanted to.
Voldemort -- although we’re no longer scared of you.
Voldie, Voldie, Voldie
Vol-Voldemort -- finally beating this Dark Lord!
Voldemort -- although we’re no longer scared of you.
Voldie, Voldie, Voldie
Vol-Voldemort -- finally beating this Dark Lord!
(fade out)
Girls in Their Summer Robes by rachelnotrach
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Girls in Their Summer Clothes" by Bruce Springsteen.
Poet's note: "So not your traditional summer fling, but it is very summery and has romance. I just saw Springsteen perform the original live, so it has been in my head."
Well the streetlights shine
Down on Diagon Alley, oo
Lovers they walk by
Holdin' hands two by two
A breeze crosses the porch
Broomsticks circle above
Jacket's on, I'm out the door
Tonight I'm gonna burn this town down
And the girls in their summer robes
In the cool of the evening light
The girls in their summer robes
Pass me by
Kid's Gobstones smack
Off the gutter 'neath the lamp light
Gringotts clock chimes
Off go the sleepy apartment lights
Downtown the store's alive
As the evening's underway
Things been a little tight
But I know they're gonna turn my way
And the girls in their summer robes
In the cool of the evening light
The girls in their summer robes
Pass me by
The Leaky Cauldron
Over on the edge of town
Magic sign spinnin' round
Like a cross over the lost and found
The candle lights
Flicker above my head
Hannah brings a mug and asks "fill?"
And says "a knut for your thoughts now my poor Bill"
She went away
She cut me like a knife
Hello beautiful thing
Maybe you could save my life
In just a glance
Down here on Magic Street
Love's a fool's dance
I ain't got much sense but I still got my feet
And the girls in their summer robes
In the cool of the evening light
The girls in their summer robes
Pass me by
And the girls in their summer robes
In the cool of the evening light
The girls in their summer robes
Pass me by
La la la la, la la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la la
Summer Number 5 by Nagini Riddle
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega.
Poet's note: "This is supposed to be Harry, and is quite alternate universe, seeing as he probably wouldn't be like this song... Warning: the beer mentioned is butter beer, but that didn't fit with the tune, sorry. :) The Summer fling is on!"
Witches and wizards this is Summer number 5
One, two, three, four, five everybody on the broom, so come on
Let's ride to the candy store just down the street
The girls say they want some gin and sweets
But I really don't wanna, beer bust like I had last week
I gotta stay deep 'cause talk is cheap
I like Angelina, Alicia, Ginevra, and Luna
And as I continue you know they're gettin' sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my friends
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me spell it please sit in and wands out
A tad bit of Angelina in my life, a little bit of Luna by my side
A tiny bit of Hannah is all I need, a little bit of Padma is what I see
A little bit of Cho Chang in the sun, a little bit of Katie all night long
A little bit of Genevra here I am, a little bit of you makes me your man
Summer number 5
Fly up and down and spin it all around
Shake your head to the sound, put your feet on the ground
Take one swerve left and one swerve right
Shoot to the front and dip to the side
Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this, er, you're doing it right
A tad bit of Angelina in my life, a little bit of Luna by my side
A tiny bit of Hannah is all I need, a little bit of Padma is what I see
A little bit of Cho Chang in the sun, a little bit of Katie all night long
A little bit of Genevra here I am, a little bit of you makes me your man
Wands out, come on now
Summer number 5
A tad bit of Angelina in my life, a little bit of Luna by my side
A tiny bit of Hannah is all I need, a little bit of Padma is what I see
A little bit of Cho Chang in the sun, a little bit of Katie all night long
A little bit of Genevra here I am, a little bit of you makes me your man
I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna reach the sky
Summer number 5
Fight Fight Fight by Karaley Dargen
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Fun Fun Fun" by The Beach Boys.
Well, she took her old broom and she's flying all over the grounds now
Seems she forgot all about pickled toads, like she told good old Filch now
And with the DA cheering loudly she flies just as fast as she can now
And she'll have fun fun fun till the Carrows take the broomsticks away
Well, Zach Smith can't stand her cause she had the guts to fly so high now
She makes him look like a scaredy cat so far beneath the sky now
And Crabbe and Goyle try to catch her but she's going much too fast for them now
And she'll have fun fun fun till the Carrows take the broomsticks away
Well, she knew all along that they wouldn't let her get away now
And since they locked away the brooms she's been thinking that she won't want to stay now
But she can come along with us, cause we've got a lot of things to do now
And we will fight fight fight now the Carrows took the broomsticks away
(Fight fight now the Carrows took the broomsticks away)
And we will fight fight fight till the Carrows see the end of their days
(Fight fight till the Carrows see the end of their days)
Owl Me, Baby by Equinox Chick
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen.
Poet's note: "Much to the disgust of ... well ... everyone, I like this song. This is Draco being pursued by ... um ... which ever witch you wish to ship him with. I have cut this down a tad."
I threw a curse at Malfoy.
Don’t ask me why, just a ploy.
I looked at him, ferret boy,
And now he’s run away.
I’d suck out his soul, for a wish,
Sickles and knuts for his kiss.
I wasn’t watching, so I missed,
And now he’s run away.
His stare was holdin’,
Ripped robes, Dark Mark showin’,
Hot stuff, blond hair glowin',
Where you think you’re going, baby?
Hey, I just hexed you,
And now you’re crazy.
You got my number,
So owl me, maybe.
It’s hard to feel right,
About you, baby,
Cool as cucumber,
So owl me, maybe.
Hey, I just hexed you,
And now you’re crazy.
You got my number,
So owl me, maybe.
And all the witches
Try to hex me.
Leave them to slumber,
And owl me, maybe?
You took your time with the owl.
I took no time, throwing you a scowl.
Who d’you think you are, Simon Cowell?
And now you’re in my way!
I hexed and jinxed and charmed,
Had foresight that you are damned!
Had no clue what you’d planned,
But now you’re in my way!
Your stare was holdin’,
Ripped robes, Dark Mark showin’,
Hot stuff, blond hair glowin',
Where you think you’re going, baby?
Before I landed that first hex,
I missed you so bad,
I missed you so bad,
'Cause my aim was so, so bad.
Before I landed that first hex,
I missed you so bad,
And you should know that
My aim was so, so bad.
It’s hard to feel right
About you, baby,
Cool as cucumber,
So owl me, maybe.
And all the witches,
Try to hex me,
Leave them to slumber,
So owl me maybe?
Hey, I just hexed you,
And now you’re crazy.
You got my number,
So owl me, maybe?
Author's Notes:
The original song is "212" by Azealia Banks.
Poet's note: "So, the idea behind this is a Quidditch star picking up some guy in The Three Broomsticks."
Boy, come sit a bit closer
You up for a flight when the night’s up?
And when I mount that broom, get your kicks off,
You can do it nude, I’ll just Disillude us,
And if I go too hard, you can catch me:
‘The girl who can’t fall for trying’
I could take a hit and still score a ball in
You don’t need to worry, I know what I’m doing,
I just want some fun away from my team, and
Soar high with you if you’re keen, and
Take it all night long ‘cause you’re not gon stop me
You know what I’m like, you’ve read all the stories.
So, you want to fly with me in the evening?
And feel that night air a-breezing?
And watch my Snitch go a-seeking? (x4)
I was in the TTB
Dancing on the bar, Wizzo, I watched Rosmerta shade me
When you checked me out
I’m a fun kid, baby, not like that old maid, right?
Hurry, where’s your Comet, boy
I could take your Knuts, get a Cleansweep Six, if you’re too
slow,
If you don’t get buff, I’ll go to the Alley, buy a new model, right?
Fly it like you don’t want to stop
I’ll fly you like a Nimbus in my two-oh-oh-one,
I’ll ride it like a bullet fired from my gun,
Watch my lips, boy, time to have some fun.
Wizzo, you’ve a perfect grip,
And your broom might buck it, but the handle’s not going to slip you
With your hands tight ‘round me… we’re making magic, baby.
Players like to go-go-go
Breath could get short, honey, but I won’t go slow
Stamina’s tough, are you fit enough?
I’m a Quidditch player, think that you can keep up?
Boy, I’m ‘bout to Wronski Feint,
Shoot the Quaffle in, score a ten point win, on this damn broom,
Let’s complete this, eh, hon?
I’m-a chase your hoop down. (x4)
Hey now, hey now, tonight we’re flying through a sea of bright stars,
Breathing in each other (other),
Riding the currents through a sleepless, clear night.
Put your hands on my waist (my waist),
Let the moon take us higher than we’ve ever been,
We’ll forget our names here (names here),
Before we fall back down like Icarus, yeah.
Keep that mouth shut til I scream, yeah?
Until I scream, –Yeah!â€
Boy, the end of our night is near,
This ride’s been high, high. (x2)
Meet me in the TTB
Tonight was too good, boy, you want more rides with me?
What you gon do? Refuse a Harpies star?
Bet your mates won’t thank you for passing this op up.
See, even if you don’t want to fly
This witch’ll get you hit hard with a Bludger, damn right,
Stop seeking for my Snitch, ‘less you keep those lips tight,
Your broom, too - don’t want your seconds, next time.
I’m flacking with you, cutie-Q
Get that wand out, Wizzo, what Charms can you do, what’s your trick, dude?
Where’d you learn that thing? Tell your witch keep hating, I’m the new one, now, hon.
See, I remember you checked me out
The wink you gave, across the bar tonight, hey, don’t you?
Now you’re fit enough, huh?
I’m-a fly your broom up.
Keep that mouth shut til I scream, yeah?
Until I scream, –Yeah!â€
Boy, the end of our night is near,
This ride’s been high, high. (x2)
Like a Spell by Nagini Riddle
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Like a Prayer" by Madonna.
Poet's note: "read me!!!! I'm a much better entry than the Summer Number 5!!!!!"
Lumos!
Love is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you cry my name
And it sounds so close
When you cry my name it's like a little spell
I'm down on my bed, I want your love to tell
In the witching hour I can feel your power
Just like a spell you know you're love will tell
I hear your voice, it's like a fairy sighing
I must rejoice, I hear your voice
Feels like flying
I close my eyes, merlin, I think I'm falling
Out of the sky, I close my eyes
Boy, just help me!
When you cry my name it's like a little spell
I'm down on my bed, I want your love to tell
In the witching hour I can feel your power
Just like a spell you know you're love will tell
Like Imperio- you whisper softly to me
You're in control just like Imperio
Now I'm floating
It's like a dream, no end, oh, no beginning
You're here with me, it's like a dream
Let my heart sing
When you cry my name it's like a little spell
I'm down on my bed, I want your love to tell
In the witching hour I can feel your power
Just like a spell you know you're love will tell
When you cry my name it's like a little spell
I'm down on my bed, I want your love to tell
In the witching hour I can feel your power
Just like a spell you know you're love will tell
Love is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you cry my name
And it sounds so close
Just like a spell, only your love will tell
Just like a charm to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a spell, rejoice your voice with love can tell
It's like a spell, you're love will tell
It's like a dream to me
It's like a spell, you're love will tell
It's like a dream to me, oh oh
It's like a spell, you're love will tell
It's like a dream to me, yeah yeah yeah yeah
It's like a spell, you're love will tell
It's like a dream to me
Just like a spell, only your love will tell
Just like a charm to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a spell, rejoice your voice with love can tell
It's like a spell, you're love will tell
It's like a dream to me
It's like a spell, you're love will tell
It's like a dream to me, oh boy yeah
It's like a spell, you're love will tell
It's like a dream to me, yeah yeah yeah yeah
It's like a spell, you're love will tell
It's like a dream to me...
With a Little Help From My Horcrux/Quirrell by Karaley Dargen
Author's Notes:
The original song is "With a Little Help From My Friends" by The Beatles.
Poet's note: "This may not look like a summer love song at first glance, but glance harder! This is set during PS."
What would you do if I just split my soul
would you still come and chase after me?
Cause if you do, then I must ask of you
Just how dumb can one person be?
Oh, I'm immortal with the help of my Horcrux
Mmh, I'm invincible with the help of my Horcrux
Yes, you can try, but you won't get my Horcrux
Do I need anybody?
I just need the back of a head
Could it be anybody?
No, it's got to be a Quirrell's head!
Having to drink this old unicorn's blood
Is degrading in so many ways
There in the castle lies a powerful stone
I just wish I knew where it stays
Oh, I'm immortal with the help of my Horcrux,
Mmh, I'm invincible with the help of my Horcrux,
Yes, you can try, but you won't get my Horcrux,
Do I need anybody?
I just need the back of a head
Could it be anybody?
No, it's got to be a Quirrell's head!
Oh, I'm immortal with the help of my Horcrux
Mmh, I'm invincible with the help of my Horcrux
Yes, I've got no body but I've got a Horcrux
And I'll get that powerful stone
With a little help from my Quiiiiiiirrell!
Bella Town by hestiajones
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Butterfly" by Crazy Town.
Poet's note: "I did it for the lulz. And scrapped a para, but it meets the minimum word count requirements :D"
Come, my Bella
Come come my Bella
You're my crazy witch
Whacko baby
Come my Bella
Come come my Bella
You're my crazy witch
Whacko baby
Such a deadly, deadly messed up little Black
I don’t care if you’re married, girl you are like my crack
And I ain’t gonna curse ‘cause your lovin’ makes me fly
Now to keep you by side, poor Dolphus gotta die
Crucios in her toes and a hex to kill
I’m balding I’m basking cause she’s so real
‘Cause I can’t sing I have no skill
The only thing I really know is I got the love feel
The one deal
Too much cannot be enough
She’s always there to kiss my nose
When I ain’t got none
I was gone, now I’m not
Man, I just want her a lot
She’s the Eater of dreams
My own Pepper Potts.
Come, my Bella
Come come my Bella
You're my crazy witch
Whacko baby
Come my Bella
Come come my Bella
I’ll make your tongue hiss
You make me go Voldy
Hey crazy mumma, come and duel with me
The wisest thing you ever did was Azkaban for me
So, whatever tickles your loony
Girl me and you like Clyde and Bonny
So sexy and truly evil
Talk about Fwoopers in my head
I used to think that this lovin was only in Dumbly’s ass
But you make go jiggly with all that sass
You filled that empty space with so much Hatorade
And as far as I can smell it don’t get nastier than this
So, Bellatrix, here is a rap and it’s sealed with a hiss
You dominatrix.
Come and duel with me
Come and duel with me
Come and duel with me
So come and duel with me
Uh huh uh huh
Young Blood by the opaleye
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Life in Technicolor ii (Vocal)" by Coldplay.
Poet's note: "Words in brackets indicate they fit into the music during an instrumental part of the original song. The initial stanza begins at approximately 0:58 seconds."
(Love, don’t fret, leave these memories with the summer sun,
Love, don’t fret, we’ll run until the day is done,
Love, don’t fret, we’ll run until this war is won,
Love, don’t fret, we’ll run into the dying sun.)
There’s an August moon shining
On the bareness of our skin,
In the night, love, your smile is glowing.
But a Blood War is coming,
From those whispers that we’ve heard,
We’re not safe in this Pureblood world.
Oh, love, don’t fret, we’ll run,
Run together from the dying sun,
‘Cause the Dark Lord is rising,
As our fears burst into life,
But, for now, your heart’s with mine.
(Oh, love, don’t fret, we’ll run,
Run together ‘til this war is won.)
Summer is ending,
The sun’s drifting to sleep,
Every day’s been a Lumos dream.
We’ll fight on and on and on and on
But memories will last, my love,
Oh, let’s not forget this night.
Oh, love, don’t give up now,
Let us run beneath the moon’s warm glow,
And the Dark Lord is rising
But we won’t give in to Death
‘Cause your heart’s all I have left.
Love, don’t you release me,
For our blood we’ll always fight,
And tonight your heart’s with mine.
Summer Fights by Equinox Chick
Author's Notes:
The original song is "Summer Nights" from Grease.
Poet's note: "A long, long time ago, before the Marauders were even a twinkle in their mothers' eyes. There was an All-American Guy and an All- ...er ... Australian Girl ... who attended Rydell High.
For Danny Zuko - read James Potter
For Sandy Olsen - read Lily Evans
For the T-Birds - read The Marauders
For the Pink Ladies - umm, okay, for comedic purposes read The Maraudettes
And the wonderful world of GREASE! (see Snape was cool once)"
James: Summer jinxing,
My spell was cast.
Lily: Summer jinxing
Happened so fast
James: Lily Evans - a right misery
Lily: That Potter - drives me crazy.
James: I’m in a daze.
Lily: Wish he’d Disapparate.
Then we won‘t ,
Have those Summer Fights
Marauders: Wella wella wella - huh
Marauders: Tell no more. Tell no more
Sirius: Let’s go hex Snivelly!
Marauders: Tell no more. Tell no more.
Remus: Or Peter will pee!
Marauders and Maraudettes: Shoo ba ba shoo ba ba shoo ba ba shoo ba ba
Shoo ba ba shoo ba ba shoo ba ba beeeh
Lily: He flew by me,
Thinks he’s a champ.
James: She flew by me
And hexed me with cramp
Lily: Went in the lake
I wish he had drowned.
James: She pushed me in,
Then fell to the ground.
James and Lily: Summer sun,
I wanted a gun
For … oh …
Those Summer fights
Marauders: Wella wella wella - huh.
Maraudettes: Tell no more. Tell no more
Alice: Potter’s really all right
Maraudettes: Tell no more. Tell no more
Mary: Cause we’re sick of this fight.
Marauders and Maraudettes: Shoo ba ba shoo ba ba
shoo ba ba shoo ba ba
Shoo ba ba shoo ba ba shoo ba ba beeeh
James: Lily hexed me in the arcade
Lily: Those bat-bogeys, they’ll never fade.
James: Tried to make up, bought her some new frocks
Lily: I kneed him hard in the bollocks
Lily: Did that curse sting?
James: Didn’t feel a thing.
James and Lily: But … oh
Those Summer fights
Marauders: Weela wella wella … huh
Marauders: Tell no more. Tell no more
Peter: Cause you’re starting to brag
Marauders: Tell no more. Tell no more
Sirius: Lily sounds like a hag.
Lily: Arrogant toerag.
Tried holding my hand.
James: Miserable witch
She just won‘t understand.
Lily: Such a jerk
Can’t believe he’s sixteen.
James: Snotty cow
A right drama queen.
James and Lily: A Summer treat
Would be if we didn‘t meet.
For … oh
Those Summer Fights
All: Whoa Whoa Whoa
Maraudettes: Tell no more. Tell no more
Mary: Or our friendship will end
Marauders: Tell no more. Tell no more
Sirius: Think I slept with her friend.
Lily: He’s a Marauder
So that’s where it ends.
James: She decided
We’d never be friends
Lily: Wish we’d made an Unbreakable vow
James: Wonder who she’s hexing now.
Lily: Sev’s pants and dreams
James: I ripped at the seams
James and Lily: But …. Oh
Those …. Su-ummer
Fi -igh -ights
Marauders and Maraudettes: Tell no more. Tell no more
(who miraculously get together)
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