Firework by 1000timesingoldenink
Summary: Umbridge embraces her inner firework.

Or not.
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 104 Read: 1008 Published: 06/04/13 Updated: 06/12/13

1. cuz baby you're a fiiiiiiiirework by 1000timesingoldenink

cuz baby you're a fiiiiiiiirework by 1000timesingoldenink
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: I'm not J.K. Rowling, Katy Perry, or indeed any other celebrity figure...yet. (Not that I really want to become one, either!)
BOOM-hiss-whoosh-WHEE-crackle,
Headmistress splutters as
Colorful sparklers make
sputtering sounds;

Ministry nutter in
ash-buttered cardigan,
antipathetically
fireworker-crowned.

BANG-whistle-SNAP-fizzle,
She blows a fuse, reddens
bright as the blaze-clutter
zipping around,

Toad-slash-Inquisitor’s
guts-haters muttering,
–What bloody glorious
chaos abounds!”


A/N:
This was written for the Gred and Forge challenge over in PA. The lines had to be double dactyls, and the first line had to be nonsense words or onomatopoeia or something. Also, there had to be a six-syllable word in there somewhere.

Now, let’s say that all those hyphenated words count... oh, no, the site won't allow that. Come on, MNFF.

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