It's The End Of The World As We Know It by canufeelthemagictonight
Summary: Harry Potter takes on the Dark Lord in an epic quest with the fate of the world hanging in the balance...A poem celebrating Deathly Hallows, sung to the tune of R.E.M.'s "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)."
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Warnings: None
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 600 Read: 745 Published: 09/11/13 Updated: 09/15/13
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DISCLAIMER: J.K.R. owns Harry Potter. R.E.M. owns "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)." I own absolutely nothing.

1. And I Feel Fine by canufeelthemagictonight

And I Feel Fine by canufeelthemagictonight

That's great, it started with a wedding

Ministry's fallen, they're coming

Harry Potter's not afraid

Running through Muggle streets, listen to your heartbeat

Hiding out at Grimmauld Place, finding clues at Grimmauld Place

Ministry invasion, magic is might

Grab the locket from Umbridge and get the heck out of there

Camping out somewhere in the middle of nowhere

Don't know what to do with locket and now three is two

At Godric's Hollow, exit quick, with a snake breathing down your neck

Rita's tell-all Life and Lies book, so Dumbledore was

Friends with Grindlewald, fine, then

Uh oh, wand goes, follow the silver doe

Ron returns, grab the sword, stab the thing

Though it misleads you, they really need you

Find out Deathly Hallows make you master of Death

Captured and tortured at Malfoy Manor, barely get out alive

 

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

And I feel fine

 

Shell Cottage you reside till you meet your goblin guide

Become a Gringotts thief, listen to your heartbeat

Getaway on dragon with cup in your hand

Find Aberforth and the passage back to Hogwarts at long last

There they all are, the D.A., Neville, Ginny, Luna

Ravenclaw's diadem, uh oh, this means

Carrows, Voldy's threat, best bravery yet

The battle has, the battle has, the battle has begun

Basilisk fangs, uh oh, hey, oi, there's a war going on

 

It's the end of the world as we know it (The diadem is up in flames)

It's the end of the world as we know it (That just leaves Voldy and the snake)

It's the end of the world as we know it (You find the memories of Snape)

And I feel fine

 

It's the end of the world as we know it (You now know what you have to do)

It's the end of the world as we know it (There's a Horcrux somewhere in you)

It's the end of the world as we know it (A sacrifice you must go through)

And I feel fine

I feel fine

 

Kings Cross, Dumbledore, somewhere between gone and being there

Things that are, things that have been, then you rise again

Neville slices up the snake, this is Chosen One's big break

Elder Wand, yours by right, Dark Lord, dead

Yes, Voldemort is dead and the world is saved

Right? Right!

 

It's the end of the world as we know it (Peeves singing silly vic'try song)

It's the end of the world as we know it (You find Hermione and Ron)

It's the end of the world as we know it (You're giving up the Elder Wand)

And I feel fine

 

Because Voldemort's down as we know it

And the darkness is gone as we know it

And the good has prevailed as we know it

And I feel fine

 

It's the end of the world as we know it (The world is better cause of you)

It's the end of the world as we know it (You stuck to it, you saw it through)

It's the end of the world as we know it (Your friends can always count on you)

And I feel fine

 

It's the end of the world as we know it (Cause Harry Potter saved the day)

It's the end of the world as we know it (Cause Harry Potter saved the day)

It's the end of the world as we know it (Cause Harry Potter saved the day)

And I feel fine

(Fine!)

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