Argus Filch by BrokenPromise

Summary: Written for the Anniversary Challenge v3 over on the boards - a double dactyl about a much maligned character.
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 103 Read: 488 Published: 10/25/14 Updated: 10/25/14

1. Argus Filch by BrokenPromise

I hope you enjoy the poem. It helped me come Runner Up in the aforementioned challenge. Word count is a menace so sorry this isn't in the notes instead.

Seeing the school in such
Anarchic agony
Cuts to the core of the
Man on his own:

Argus the Caretaker,
Antediluvian,
Chases all miscreants.
Still quite alone,

Yes, he is misâ€™rable
Clearing up after the
Mess of the â€˜homeâ€™ where he
Never belonged.

Somehow continuing -
Anti-inspiring,
Never retiring -
How he is wronged.

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