You Smell! You Stink! But, I Like You, I Think... by MartiOwlsten
Summary: Mischief happens; for sixth-year Gryffindor, Andran Audierus, it's somewhat expected. Clumsiness also happens, and for New student Marti Owlsten, it's more of a way of life. Put these two together, and they may end up in over their heads in trouble... and toothpaste. Insults, ransom notes, magical dares, pranks... will they make it to their seventh year in one piece?
**This is a post-HP7 fic, by about ten to fifteen years... but that doesn't mean their won't be familiar faces. Lots of humor, butn also a good plot line, too**
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 14 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 64692 Viewcount: 40836
Published on: 01/20/05 Updated On: 08/07/06
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 14 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 64692 Viewcount: 40836
Published on: 01/20/05 Updated On: 08/07/06
1. Gryffindor, Insults, & Bertie Bott's: What a Beginning by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (2757 words)
2. A Sorting and Flying Shepard's Pie by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (3980 words)
3. Hats, Truths, and Confessions by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (3064 words)
4. Creamed Corn and a Conga Line by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (3219 words)
5. The Deal, the Lie, and the Kissy Song by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (3879 words)
6. Revenge and Ransoms by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (4464 words)
7. Man, I feel like a... Hula Dancer? by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (4514 words)
8. Quidditch and Cuties by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (6195 words)
9. Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (5089 words)
10. Wake-Ups and Wonders! by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (5555 words)
11. The Plan, the Paddock, and the Duel to Remember by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (7526 words)
12. The Great Hogsmeade Weekend! by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (5304 words)
13. Appendages and Apologies by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (4542 words)
14. The Masquerade: Part One: Dates by MartiOwlsten [ - ] (4604 words)
And so, the madness begins! It has been officially announced that there will be a Masqued Ball at Hogwarts, and everyone is abuzz with talk of clothes, music, and... dates. Part one of three about and leading up to the Masquerade. Read and review!