Death Eater Limericks
Avery
This one makes artwork through pain,
There’s no doubt he’s crim’nally insane
With a razor and curse
He’ll rehearse the perverse,
Cleaving kind folk and children in twain.
Barty Crouch jr.
For a year under Polyjuice hid
To try’n get that Potter kid
With a portkey
And bad witchery.
Then Dememtors came – fail you did.
Crabbe and Goyle
You’re stupid as stupid can be,
So stupid you can’t even see,
You cannot gain,
You’re worth disdain,
Or’s that too big a word for thee?
Bellatrix Lestrange
Two Aurors you tortured, you filth
Your own cousin’s blood you spilth
Angelic face
Torted in haste
As your venom and evil is tilth
Lucius Malfoy
Yes, Lucius Malfoy, it’s true:
The smiling killer, they call you
You smile indeed
And kill without need,
All of evilness you imbue.
Peter Pettigrew
A Marauder, you once were one
Betrayer of James and his son,
A silver hand,
A grey rat and,
A life-debt that must be undone
Severus Snape
Potion Master at Hogwarts school
Brewing Potions both perfect and cruel
He swoops like a bat
Does for Dumbledore rat
When around the Dark Lord keeps his cool.