Login
MuggleNet Fan Fiction
Harry Potter stories written by fans!

Limericks for the Feeble-Hearted by Nienna Telrunya

[ - ]   Printer Chapter or Story Table of Contents

- Text Size +
The Weasleys
(Yes, they are a category all to themselves)


Arthur
Enchanted by Muggle inventions
This man has the purest intentions
When writing loopholes
Although his payroll
Causes his wife apprehension.

Molly
A woman who always gives love
Her worst nightmare ever was of
Losing her children
Don’t ever hurt them
For Molly holds nothing above.

Bill
Once Head Boy now a curse breaker
Getting past evil to gold and nacre
He works at Gringotts
Knows the Order’s thoughts
Is giving and kind, not a taker.

Charlie
Once in Ron’s first year he helped Hagrid
With a dragon of which he must get rid
He’s an expert at that
Helped at the Tri-Wiz spat
And much for the good cause he did.

Percy
Perfect Percy the Prefect
To the Ministry did defect
His family he left
Is at sucking-up, deft
That’s all part of his perfect effect.

Fred and George
Fred and George or Forge and Gred
These twins are never insipid
With their brilliant jokes
And sly little pokes
Remember canaries and “Big Head”?

Ron
Sidekick to Harry indeed,
This boy will move with speed
To save the day
He is the way
With hair red and much hunger to feed.

Ginny
Although it may seem quite far-fetched
This girl was by Riddle possessed
An evil diary
This girl was fiery
Despite her clear right to’ve kvetched.


-------------------------------------------------
Author’s Note:

Thank you to all you beautiful reviewers. I appreciate it muchly. Please keep it up. :D