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Limericks for the Feeble-Hearted by Nienna Telrunya

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DADA Professors

Quirrell
With a stutter so no one would guess
This turbaned wizard was nothing less
Than a murdering scum
Under Voldemort’s thumb,
Who over a stone did obsess.

Lockhart
Inept though quite handsome was he,
The author of “Magical Me”
This memory-wiper
Was a silly swiper
Of other’s lives and stories.

Lupin
Lupin, the werewolf, the nicest
In Harry much time did invest
Then one night
Full moon’s light
Nearly murdered Harry and his guest.

Moody/Crouch
Mad-eye was nothing but wary,
With a false eye looked creepy and scary,
But it was not him
Who taught all of ‘em
For a year about curses and fairies.

Umbridge
Just as evil as her dark quill,
This teacher drew blood at will,
Taught nothing of use
Treated kids with abuse
Centaurs all now make her ill.

Unknown “ sixth year
Before term Harry’ll meet/ hear of him
He’ll have a secret that’s dark and grim
Harry should fear:
Near the end of the year,
He’ll almost die (or at least lose a limb).

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Diamond Quill -- Thank you for the request. I already had this part written, but I can promise Order members for part 5.
I will also get around to writing other professors, eventually.
Probably.
Reviewing helps.
Thank you, everyone for reviewing!

Post-Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter except several very good books which I like to read, but did NOT write.