Order Members
Mad-Eye Moody
With a eye that spins up and around,
This auror creeps without sound.
For sure he’s mad,
But he’s not bad,
And if you are, trouble you’ve found.
Tonks
Ah, she’s lovely: a tall lady fair,
No, wait, is that purple hair?
A putrid wig?
A nose like a pig?
With a color-changing cheerful stare?
Sirius Black
Animagus to match his name,
Brightest star – but watch his fame:
Falsely accused
In prison abused
He’s a different man going than came.
Mundungus Fletcher
Using magic with muggles there?
Giving Arthur Weasley a scare?
This old-crowd guy
Is slimy and sly
And a crook through and through – beware!
Arabella Figg
This batty old squib loves her cats
Musty old cake, faded hats,
Yet she’s honest, kind
Good-natured, not blind,
Trades kneazles, crossbreed-cats.
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Tall, strong, intelligent and clever,
One of the best of the aurors ever
Under Ministers both
(Muggle and not)
To benefit the Order’s endeavor.
Limericks for the Feeble-Hearted by Nienna Telrunya
Chapter Notes: I'm not really impressed with this. I might as well stop, I only wrote these because I was bored and somehow stumbled upon my membership. So here you go, as promised. Read or no.