Ode To Snivellus
by The Marauders
O Snivellus, slimy Snivellus
This is an ode to you
For all the things you've done for us,
And all that we have put you through.
You always were the one
To give us pleasure and joy
By ruining all your fun.
O, how we've loved you so,
Always being a victim of ours,
Wherever you may go.
With us four against you one,
We've yet to be outdone.
Your empty black heart
Is like a cold lump of stone
Just as your pitiful life
Is dry to the bone.
With your oh-so-crooked nose
And greasy, black hair
We find it hard to resist
To not embarrass you as you're dumped from your chair.
Your dark and dreary eyes
Are as blank and dark as coal,
Leading us down into
Your ever-deceitful soul.
O Snivellus, how we love you,
We do, we do, we do.
You've always been the one for us,
Don't try to deny it, for you know it's true.
And now that we have sung our song,
Let this be known, too:
That Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
Will always, with all our hearts,
Cherish our hate for you.