ACT ONE SCENE ONE
[Gryffindor Common Room - Enter Fred and George]
FRED
When shall we two prank again?
Stink sap upon the Slytherins to be rained?
GEORGE
When the hurlyburly's set.
Chaos is to be met.
FRED
It would be ere the set of sun.
GEORGE
The Weasley Twins are off to have some fun!
FRED
Shall we then start?
GEORGE
Soon as the map does its part.
FRED
Moony and Padfoot calls.
GEORGE
The Slytherins would soon fall.
BOTH
The sap is foul, Foul is the sap,
Let's be off and get that map.
[Exit Twins]
[Enter Harry and Ron]
HARRY
In mine eyes, she is the sweetest girl I've ever looked on.
RON
Me thinks you need new spectacles, My friend you're far gone.
HARRY
Have you ever seen such a jewel?
RON
To you my friend, I throw in the towel.
Just ask her to the the ball,
Then you'll have it all.
HARRY
I can scarce trust myself to ask.
RON
It is but an easy task.
HARRY
Cho Chang to be my date,
I fear rejection is my fate.
Will you be taking Hermione?
RON
I'd rather drink venom.
The girl is possessed by a fury.
Moreover, she's no beauty.
[Exit Harry and Ron]
[Ginny and Hermione emerged from the shadows]
HERMIONE
Possess by a fury and no beauty am I?
Ron Weasley, I will not let this passby.
GINNY
Her long black hair.
Skin so clear and fair.
I know I cannot compare.
But, I do so care.
Oh Harry, do you not see?
The one waiting for you is me.
HERMIONE
Forget about those gits.
They're not worth your wits.
[Exit Ginny and Hermione]
[Two more figures emerged from the shadows]
FRED
Hear thee brother? Hear Thee?
GEORGE
Yes! Cupids we will be!
FRED
I know just the trick.
GEORGE
Oh your mind works quick.
FRED
A potion we will brew.
GEORGE
To turn the Slytherins' hair blue?
FRED
No you wayward dizzy-eyed moron,
I mean we create a love potion.
GEORGE
Then gather the ingredients we shall,
Right off from old Snape's stall.
[Exit Fred and George]
END OF ACT ONE SCENE ONE
A/N:
The beginning part of the Weasley Twins dialogue was taken from Macbeth
Harry and Ron's dialogue was slightly taken from Much Ado About Nothing
I've placed the link in -- just in case you readers are interested in reading the original ^_^
Act One Scene Two -- More of the wacky duo and Dobby's request.