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Much Ado Caused by the Weasleys by the nutty imp

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ACT ONE SCENE TWO

[Inside a secret passage near the Slytherin Commom Room]

FRED
Thrice, those Slytherin snakes hath screamed.

GEORGE
Thrice, the stink sap onto them sprayed.

FRED
Alas, a sign that now we run.

GEORGE
But watching is so much fun.

FRED
Brother, a potion we still have to brew,
Tomorrow we can always prank anew.

GEORGE
As always, you are right,
I apologize for my hindsight.

[Both boys walked deeper into the passage and prepared their potion]

FRED
Round about the cauldron go;
In this potions things we throw.

BOTH
Double, double we are trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

GEORGE
A slice of oyster cake,
In the cauldron boil and bake.
Sap of rose and Leprechaun gold,
A golden color thus unfold.

BOTH
Double, double we are trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

FRED
Scale of dragon. tooth of wolf,
Fresh water from the eastern gulf,
Various powders, and oil of citron,
All ingredients now in the cauldron.

BOTH
Double, double we are trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

GEORGE
Enough of the dogwood;
The potion's firm and good.
Bottle them now, we should
We are now set for cupid-hood.

FRED
That soft footfalls like rhythmic drums,
Something little this way comes.
Show thyself!
Honourable House Elf.

[Enter Dobby]

DOBBY
Dobby is very sorry to interrupt.
Pranks and potion, Dobby wish not disrupt.
A favor Dobby wish to ask,
This is but an easy task.

FRED
A favour you say?

GEORGE
We'll help you any day.

BOTH
Come high and low.
What favour does thou wish to sow?

DOBBY
In my staff, two always fell short,
Chores they tend to distort.
Me think its problem with their eyesight,
They see not well whether it's day or night.
Spectacles they need, but will accept none.
These are items to wear, thus they shun.
Watch over them, whilst Dobby thinks of plan,
I wish to keep them away from the dust pan.

FRED
We are honoured that to us, you came.
We will handle this deed without a name.

DOBBY
Thou hath touched Dobby's heart,
I thank you, and will so depart.

[Exit Dobby]

GEORGE
So, elves we are to baby-sit?

FRED
I believe, as our assistants they are fit.

GEORGE
Dobby said that they are half-blind.

FRED
They do not see well, we shall not mind.
Extra hands to our cause is a great find;
In two, we are no longer confined.

BOTH
Twins and Elves hand in hand,
Willing servants at our command.
An increase in our ranks,
And thus, twice the pranks.
Our minds now wound up,
There's so much to blow up!

[Exit Twins]

END OF ACT ONE SCENE TWO


Fred and George's lines were derived from Macbeth

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