On the 1st day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
A blast with a memory spell
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
3 hospital trips (Hermione turning herself into a cat, Harry’s arm, and Neville falling from the chandelier)
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 4th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
4 fan mail hours (I’d rather scrub trophies)
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 5th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
5 peacock quills (that look ridiculous)
4 fan mail hours
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 6th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
6 tips on fame
5 peacock quills
4 fan mail hours
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 7th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
7 oblivious wizards
6 tips on fame
5 peacock quills
4 fan mail hours
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 8th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
8 signed books
7 oblivious wizards
6 tips on fame
5 peacock quills
4 fan mail hours
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 9th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
9 love-struck peer
8 signed books
7 oblivious wizards
6 tips on fame
5 peacock quills
4 fan mail hours
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 10th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
10 award winning smiles
9 love-struck peer
8 signed books
7 oblivious wizards
6 tips on fame
5 peacock quills
4 fan mail hours
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 11th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
11 Cornish pixies (freshly caught)
10 award winning smiles
9 love-struck peer
8 signed books
7 oblivious wizards
6 tips on fame
5 peacock quills
4 fan mail hours
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
On the 12th day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me,
12 surly dwarfs (in Santa Clause outfits)
11 Cornish pixies
10 award winning smiles
9 love-struck peer
8 signed books
7 oblivious wizards
6 tips on fame
5 peacock quills
4 fan mail hours
3 hospital trips
2 hundred useless facts
And a blast with a memory spell
Wait… where am I? What an odd place! Do you live here?