Disclaimer : I would love it if Ron and Hermione were mine, obviously. I can assure you that, were they mine, they would already be married with a dozen kids. Alas, they belong to that all-time genius JK Rowling. I'm just borrowing them, and not making any money. I promise not to hurt them [too much] and to put them back where I took them when I'm done.
Asphodele, proud Gryffindor !
On the first day of Christmas, my best friend Hermione gave to me
A lecture on elf-rights.
On the second day of Christmas, my friend Hermione gave to me
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the third day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Miss Know-it-all Hermione gave to me
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me
Five very unhelpful comments about my ex-girlfriend,
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my ex-best friend Hermione gave to me
Six shouting matches in the kitchen,
Five very unhelpful comments about my ex-girlfriend,
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Mrs. Hermione gave to me
Seven nasty remarks on my future sister-in-law,
Six shouting matches in the kitchen,
Five very unhelpful comments about my ex-girlfriend,
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me
Eight medicines for Quidditch injuries,
Seven nasty remarks on my future sister-in-law,
Six shouting matches in the kitchen,
Five very unhelpful comments about my ex-girlfriend,
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my best friend Hermione gave to me
Nine hysterical fits of laughter,
Eight medicines for Quidditch injuries,
Seven nasty remarks on my future sister-in-law,
Six shouting matches in the kitchen,
Five very unhelpful comments about my ex-girlfriend,
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my shy Hermione gave to me
Ten small embarrassed coughs,
Nine hysterical fits of laughter,
Eight medicines for Quidditch injuries,
Seven nasty remarks on my future sister-in-law,
Six shouting matches in the kitchen,
Five very unhelpful comments about my ex-girlfriend,
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my very weird friend Hermione gave to me
Eleven head-to-toe crimson blushes,
Ten small embarrassed coughs,
Nine hysterical fits of laughter,
Eight medicines for Quidditch injuries,
Seven nasty remarks on my future sister-in-law,
Six shouting matches in the kitchen,
Five very unhelpful comments about my ex-girlfriend,
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve unexpected heavenly kisses under the mistletoe,
Eleven head-to-toe crimson blushes,
Ten small embarrassed coughs,
Nine hysterical fits of laughter,
Eight medicines for Quidditch injuries,
Seven nasty remarks on my future sister-in-law,
Six shouting matches in the kitchen,
Five very unhelpful comments about my ex-girlfriend,
Four anvil-sized hints of how childish I am,
Three personnalised homework planners,
Two enchanted reminders of how many days left there are until the exams,
And a lecture on elf-rights.
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Thank you for reading ^^
Enormous thanks to my Beta SwanLake : You're the best !