Note: I tried to put in some of your suggestions, but a lot of times I forgot what I said I was going to include. Sorry about the long wait for an update ā“ computer problems. *Shudder*
**Friday evening, sometime between seven and eight
**YET ANOTHER LIST OF REASONS WHY PARVATI IS EVIL**
1.) She does horrible, terrible, awful, horrendous, heinous, (insert other synonyms for the word āmeanā here) things to Ron and me and does not feel badly about them.
2.) She is wearing WAY too much eyeliner. Seriously though, it looks like she used a quill and ink on her face. Yeesh.
3.) Sheās prettier than me, and people like her more than they like me, and her hair is better than mine, and clothes look better on her than they do on me, and she smells better than I do (wellā¦I donāt actually know that, but I needed one more thing to add on this list)
4.) She keeps giving me the evil eye. One time she was behind me ā“ I didnāt even see her ā“ but I could feel her evil glare burning a hole in the back of my head. THATāS how good she is at giving me the evil eye.
5.) She is so evil that it is making me mad enough to spend time writing this stupid little list instead of doing something productive. Honestly I should be finishing up all the homework McGonnagall slammed us with, but instead Iām complaining about Parvati. Thankfully I have this journal, otherwise Harry and Ron would have to put up with me all the time.
6.) SHE caused global warming. Of this I have no proof. It is only a theory. Stillā¦
7.) She is ALWAYS talking about Divination, like it is the best thing in the world. āOh Hermione, itās SUCH a shame you left Divination. I mean, now I can see things that you just, like, would never be able to know! Iād be careful tomorrow if I were you by the wayā¦ā
8.) She spilled water on me at dinner. Wellā¦she tripped Neville, who tripped Dean, who tripped Neville again and made him fall across the table, spilling the water on me.
9.) I have another headache, which is a result of my anger.
I think Iām going to bewitch a flock of flamingoes to follow her aroundā¦I mean, itās not something physically harmful or permanently damaging, but itās still annoying. Butā¦errā¦itās really noticeable. I mean, some teacher is bound to approach her and ask, āMiss Patail! WHY are there pink flamingoes following you around?ā and sheāll answer, āOh, Hermione Granger decided to bewitch them to follow me.ā
Hmmā¦
Maybe I could bewitch a flock of MINI FLAMINGOES to follow her around! I should probably test it out first thoughā¦
How did I THINK of that?
I need to do my homework.
**Saturday Morning, 10:01
I canāt believe myself. I did it. I conjured up a flock of flamingoes. I shrunk them. I bewitched them to follow Dennis Creevy - Yes, Dennis Creevy. You see, I wanted to see if it would work first, instead of trying it out on Parvati right away. And oh, it worked.
So later, at lunch, Iāll do the same thing to Parvati. Iād laugh evilly, but Iām afraid the people sitting around me would stare.
10:30
Ok, I had to remove the mini flamingoes from Dennis. He started acting completely mad to try and scare them away (which didnāt work.) Watching him pretend to be insane was pretty amusing though. At one point, he randomly jumped up onto a table and started to sing this odd little song:
**Here's a llama! There's a llama! And another little llama! Fuzzy llama! Funny llama! Llama llama DUCK!** (thank you krazycase!)
Hopefully Parvati will try something similarā¦
**TO DO LIST**
1.) Start massive amount of homework before it eats me
2.) Conjure up another flock of flamingoes
3.) Shrink flamingoes
4.) Bewitch flamingoes to follow Parvati
5.) Talk to Ron about what weāre going to do about Harry during our next Hogsmeade trip. I know, itās a bit mean that weāre trying to get rid of him, butā¦we want to beā¦yāknow, alone.
6.) Make sure I look at least somewhat acceptable, because many people will be paying a lot of attention to me after they discover I am behind the mini flamingo incident I intend to cause
7.) Eat. Iām hungry.
8.) Find a way to stop Crookshanks from eating holes in my socks. Itās getting REALLY annoying.
9.) Become more mean. Parvati deserves more than flamingoes, but I canāt bring myself to do anything evil to her. I need evil lessons or something.
12:05
Sheās going insane. I love it!
I didnāt think Iād actually work up the nerve to do it, but after talking with Ron for a bit, I decided to go through with it. As she was walking with Lavender to lunch, I bewitched the mini flamingoes to follow her (Iām so creative sometimes, I love it!) At first she didnāt notice anything, but after a minute or so she realized that a bunch of funny looking little things were following her around (I highly doubt she knew they were flamingoes).
She tried to ignore them
She couldnāt. As she entered the Great Hall she began to walk faster, thinking she could outrun them. She couldnāt. She walked even faster. They followed her faster. For some reason, she decided to break out into a full run, which turned out to be an awful idea because my little flamingoes flew after her. It was HILARIOUS. Everyone in the room was dying with laughter, I mean, how often do you see someone racing throughout the Great Hall as a bunch of weird looking little birds chase them around.
I am SO CREATIVE sometimes!
And Ron thought I was brilliant! Lalala!
12:30
**REASONS WHY I AM BRILLIANT**
1.) My mini flamingo plan was so creative
2.) Ron thinks Iām brilliant
3.) ā¦wow, I canāt think of anything else to put on this list. This was QUITE a waste of paper. I apologize that you had to read this (not that I intend on letting anyone read thisā¦) I need to do homework.
12:35
Uh oh.
Got a note telling me to report to McGonnagallās office later. So did Parvati and Ron. This, obviously, is not good. It canāt be some crazy coincidence. I am in so much trouble.
They canāt blame the flamingoes on me, THEY HAVE NO PROOF!
Butā¦I did do it.
Oh great.
Ok, calming down, whatās the worst that could happen? She gives us detention and possibly, takes some points away from Gryffindor. She couldnāt expel us or anything, not for something as little and stupid as this. Detention and points deductedā¦thatās not so bad once you stop and think of itā¦
Why do I have the feeling itās going to be something more?
A/N: Look for updates and review, if you'd like! Also, please check out "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" if you haven't already read it, as this story is the sequel to it. I have another random story up - "Hogwarts Overturned" - which is not only amusing but also will let you take a look into my strange, twisted, and slightly misfortunate life! Read on!