Part Two
Harry:
Am I at a weirdo rally?
No, I’m in Diagon Alley!
With my friend, the faithful Ron
Who’s so steadfast….
(DRACO pops out of no where)
Draco:
….but still a swan
Ron:
Hey that was uncalled for, git!
Draco:
You just said that, you little twit!
Gosh darn, Weasley, you are dumb!
Your brain’s the size of my left thumb!
Hermione:
Where’s your parents, girly-boy?
Draco:
Why don’t you stop being coy?
I know you want me, bootylicious
I’ll let you know, I’ll be quite vicious
I can’t have mudbloods loving me
If I did that, where would I be?
(DRACO leaves)
Harry:
C’mon Ron, Lets go inside
And find ourselves some brooms to ride
Ron:
Hermy doesn’t like that, ninny
Hermione:
That’s okay, I’ll go find Ginny
(She runs off, only to be detained by DRACO)
Draco:
Hush now, mudblood, make no noise
Don’t alert your little boys
Though you’re a bint, I have to say
I think you’re sexy anyway
Hermione:
May I have some of what you’re on?
Cause right now you sound just like Ron
Draco:
Don’t say I’m like Weasel-King!
Hermione:
Are you scared of that one thing?
Draco:
I’m not scared you stupid whore
Being scared is such a bore
I’d rather be, say, petrified
But I’m not, I even tried
Hermione:
Stop being such a little jerk
Just let me go so I can work
Draco:
Working’s such a horrid task
So while you’re here, I’d like to ask
Do you like to hear sweet rhyme?
If so, than you should hearken mine
Hermione:
Do I really have a choice?
Draco:
See? I knew that you’d rejoice!
(He pulled a crumpled sheet of parchment from out of his robes, and begins to read)
Draco:
"Oh Mudblood fair, oh Mudblood fair
"I wish to stroke your bouffy hair
"And lick your lips, so soft and pink
"Gaze in your eyes of brown, I think
"Your arse is fairer than J.Lo’s
"I wish to see you without clothes
"I dream of making love to you
"Signed your dearest Drakey-poo"
Hermione:
Boy, I think you’re out of luck
Cause frankly Malfoy, you do suck!
(DRACO gets mad, and pushes her away.)
Draco:
I’m soon to be your worstest fear
Because we are both Heads this year!
Hermione:
Stupid freaking fanfic writer
When I see her, I will bite her
He’s so stupid, in the books
He’d only be Head on his looks!
(She meets up with GINNY)
Ginny:
Was that Malfoy you were with?
Hermione:
Don’t tell Ron, he’d have a tiff
Yes, that was Malfoy, head of bone
I wish he would leave me alone!
Ginny:
Really, Hermy, you’re quite blind
He’s super sexy, though not kind
Hermione:
Though he has become quite hot
Willy Shakespeare he is not
He composed gross poetry
Bout how he wants some sex, with me!
Ginny:
Hermione, you lucky girl!
Why not go give him a whirl?
We’d all kill for his attention
Yet you don’t give him a mention!
Hermione:
Should I do it, Ginny dear?
Ginny:
Course yes, silly, don’t you fear
Hes had many girls, I bet
And he’s never harmed one…..yet