Little Wizards, come on down,
Little witches, gather ‘round.
I’ve a secret you’ll want to hear,
One that will banish all thought,
And install some fear.
Have you ever wondered,
What goes on in my head?
Well, listen well,
And this story I will tell.
A is Azkaban,
Where all those baddies go.
B is for Black,
For the star we all love so.
C is for Crookshanks,
Hermione’s wonderful cat.
D is for Dumbledore’s Army,
This is a secret, that’s a fact.
E is for extendable ears,
A products the Twins are proud of.
F is for flying,
Where we may soar high above.
G is for Gryffindor,
Those who are brave and true.
H is for Hogwarts,
full of those who learn.
I is for Imperius,
For a curse that has much damage to do.
J is for Jinxes,
Bat-Bogey and more.
K is for Katie Bell,
The most famous out of lore.
L is for Lyncanthropy,
A word no one can say.
M is for Marauders,
Who are remembered to this day.
N is for N.E.W.Ts,
Those tests are such a bother!
O is for the Order,
Once run by our fathers.
P is for Percy,
A family traitor.
Q is for Quidditch,
Of which no one can be a hater.
R is for Rita Skeeter,
That quick writing snitch!
S is for the Shrieking Shack,
Where no one can go in.
T is for Transfiguration,
Wands at the ready!
U is for Unicorns,
All happy and fancy.
V is for Voldemort,
The dead You-Know-Who.
W is for Wands,
For everything we do.
X is for Xavier,
The wonderful new teacher.
Y is for Yaxley,
A horrible Death Eater.
And last of all,
Though surely not forgotten,
Is Z for Zonko’s,
Those wonderful jokers
Who have no conscience.