Talkie Toaster by ja1young
Summary: When Harry asked Dumbledore what happened to his hand at the beginning of HBP, he simply replied, "I have no time to explain now. It is a thrilling tale, I wish to do it justice." But what actually happened. This is the reason for Dumbedore's black hand and why he was too embarrased to tell anyone.
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 2141 Viewcount: 1893
Published on: 10/30/06 Updated On: 11/03/06
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 2141 Viewcount: 1893
Published on: 10/30/06 Updated On: 11/03/06
1. Chapter 1 by ja1young [ - ] (2141 words)
This is my first ever fanfic and I'd never thought that I'd do a humour so please review or I'll never get any better.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR (except for Talkie) who was kind enough to let me fiddle around with them. Talkie and most of his dialogue is the creation of the gestalt entity Grant Naylor who don't yet know that I stole him from their 'White Hole' kitchen Mission-Impossible style, but i promise to return him intact when I can figure out how to stop him making toast!