Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: A Harry Potter Parody by Valerie Frankel
Summary: Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There’s only one way to know…
Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 4247 Viewcount: 1354
Published on: 12/01/06 Updated On: 12/07/06
Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 4247 Viewcount: 1354
Published on: 12/01/06 Updated On: 12/07/06
1. Chapter 1: A Pile of Letters by Valerie Frankel [ - ] (4247 words)
This book, a legal unauthorized Harry Potter parody, is now available in paperback from Wingspan Press. ISBN 1-59594-088-X
Buy it at www.HarryPotterParody.com or from your local bookstore. Makes a Great Gift!
Henry Potty and the Pet Rock is an unauthorized parody of the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling. None of the individuals or companies associated with this series or any merchandise based on this series has in any way sponsored, approved, endorsed, or authorized this book.