I burnt a hole in Kreacher’s bed;
Mum is mad at me.
I placed a curse on Reggie's head;
Mum is mad at me.
I stepped on Mum’s favourite hat,
I brought home a sweet ol’ cat,
Filled the house with a bunch of rats,
Mum is mad at me.
Oh, I'm leavin’ ‘fore I graduate,
I’m gunna pack my bags.
I'm leavin’ ‘fore I graduate
'Cause I can't take much more of these hags!
I hid a frog in Mum’s black shoe;
Mum is mad at me.
I made the house into a zoo;
Mum is mad at me.
I spoke with the fat Muggle man,
Refused to join their family clan,
Killed their hopes before they began,
Mum is mad at me.
Oh, I'm leavin’ ‘fore I graduate,
I’m gunna pack my bags.
I'm leavin’ ‘fore I graduate
'Cause I can't take much more of these hags!
I won't be seeing seventh-year;
Mum is mad at me.
I’m trapped in this house because
Mum is mad at me.
No regrets in this empty past,
No regrets for this is my last,
I’d leave now, but that’s too fast;
Mum is mad at me.
So you best listen now, whatever you do,
'Cause this is my last, my final ado,
Mum is mad at me!