Draco, the red-faced Slytherin,
had a very tousled head,
(like a chipmunk)
the barber had ruined his haircut,
so he came back to school in dread.
All of the other students,
now liked to turn him into things
(like a ferret!)
they never let poor Draco
taunt or do Slytherin things!
Then one sappy Christmas Eve
Dumbledore came to say
(wearing new socks)
“Draco, now your hair is red
join the Weasleys or pretend you're dead."
So all the Slytherins giggled,
and Ronald shouted out with glee
(yippee!)
“Draco, the red-faced Slytherin,
hid in ‘Hogwarts, a History’!
Yes, Draco, the red-faced Slytherin,
hid in 'Hogwarts, a History'!"