Disclaimer: I don’t own the chicken dance, Doritos OR Harry Potter.
Well. Three or four weeks later and they’re still calling me Dori, but it’s gotten better. But I’ve gotten my sweet revenge on Malfoy. Did you know his boxers are hot pink and fluffy? Well, I replaced the Slytherin flags with his boxers last quidditch match. He’ll NEVER live that one down. Whatever. Ron and Hermione finally got together, and stopped fighting. It’s weird but MY GOD they stopped fighting. Sometimes I hate it when I’m right. Dumbledore took away the snack machine, but we got to see one last funny thing.
We saw Snape do the chicken dance!