Hey out there, it's Harry here
And I've got something to say
Why, in your fics , am I always
Having to save the day?
I fought the fight, I won the war
Haven't I suffered enough?
Dispense with all this fighting
And give me a little fluff.
Hello out there, it's Ronald
I acted like a prat
When I thought that Crookshanks
Went and ate my rat.
But everyone knows I love her
My mind's in such a whirl
When I see Harry or Draco
Kissin' and huggin' my girl!
Hello my name is Hermione
And I do love my books.
They have been my refuge
And earned me many looks.
But when my schooling's over
And from Hogwarts I've moved on
Please get my nose out of them
And a little closer to Ron.
Now at last it's Ginny,
The youngest Weasley of nine.
Asking for Harry Potter;
A man who is truly fine.
All my life I have loved him
So put us together please.
Now that I've finally grown up
And lost my knobby knees!
We ask of you, dear writers
To think what you would want
If you had defeated Voldemort
After a Horcrux hunt.
Would you want to keep on fighting,
After the battle was won?
Or take some time and see the world
And finally have some fun?
Sharon Hendricks
9/20/06