Professor McGonagall, Cho Chang, Hermione Granger,
Aren’t as pretty as you.
If I said they were I’d be in real danger.
I know, I’ve seen you do Kung Fu,
I know what you can do.
~*~
You help me with my homework,
Hell, you help me tie my shoe.
It’s time I put down my knife and fork,
And become part of your crew.
I’ll help with S.P.E.W.!
~*~
You’re loud and kinda crazy.
You hang out in the loo.
Your color’s somewhat hazy,
As you dive down bends S and U.
You’re clear as morning dew.
~*~
To sum this up simply,
You’re the only girl for me,
And to you I’ll always stay true.
A/N: Some sort of prize goes to the first people to guess who these poems are to and from! They're all love notes (obviously) to and from cannon HP characters, and all these couples have a basis in canon, even if the last one might not actually happen.