Harry put numerous amounts of spells around his bed for protection through the night. He wasn't entirely sure of what the other students were capable of. Every now and then someone would be thrown at his curtains trying to gain entrance and if Harry had been outside the curtains he would have seen the majority of Gryffindors students holding up Neville Longbottom like a log and ramming him into Harry's curtains trying to gain entrance. The punch must have drained their brain of all their smartness.
A few minutes after the people left, Harry attempted to come out of his curtains but as soon as his feet touched the ground, Ron came running in. He was wearing a bear suit with a big red bow tie around his neck that made him look about 150 pounds heavier then normal. Harry shot back in his bed practically crying in fear.
"There. There Harry,” said Ron hugging Harry " I know Claire was scary with her llamas in pirate suits but that is nothing to cry over." Harry had no idea how Claire, a first year, got a hold of llamas and wasn't about to ask. Ron had let go of Harry and now was doing Broadway routines around the room and singing along with the moves which looked even weirder with his bear suit. Harry was watching Ron until he kneeled down by the door and Hermione entered wearing a matching bear outfit and started dancing with Ron and they ended their little routine with a rather wet kiss which revolted Harry and made him dare to venture down into the unknown universe of the punch drinkers.
Harry crouched down by the last step and looked into the common room to find only a few students in there. Angelina Johnson was standing on top of the couch yelling something about the revolution. Colin Creevey was just standing in the corner screaming like a madman for no apparent reason clicking his camera at different objects. And someone was hiding under the carpet shaking violently. Suddenly a bear claw clapped Harry on the back and Harry turned around to face the over smiley face of Ron Weasley.
"Mental, all of them Harry. Good thing you got normal friends like me and Mione here! Eh Harry." said Ron getting very close to Harry's face and bulging his eyes out to express his feelings.
Harry had to cover up his laugh with a cough. Hearing that from Ron wearing a bear suit was quite funny! Harry looked over at Hermione who was staring at the floor with a strange look on her face. Suddenly she shot of the steps and started screaming " Save the elves." while running towards the fat lady's portrait and then running out of the room.
Ron was shaking his head and clucking his tongue.
"Sorry about her Harry. She's brilliant but she's stranger than fluffy with two heads" Ron conjured up a unicycle and rolled out of the room after Hermione. Harry started banging his head against the wall and sighed, realizing the wall wasn't hard enough to knock him out. But hitting his head against the wall did give him an idea.
Harry ran upstairs and grabbed his invisibility cloak!
After Harry had grabbed his invisibility cloak he sat down and worked out his plan. First he would make his way down to the kitchens where he should be safe with the elves until dinner when the spell would have worn off. The elves should be normal considering they just make the juice and they don’t drink it.
Harry made his way into the common room and stopped on the bottom step to look at his surroundings. Somehow all the Gryffindors had got a hold off lavender glittery skintight outfits and were doing these flips and other acrobatics the air. Neville was still in the curtains.
Harry was mesmerized by all the acrobats and didn’t notice the pile of banana peels on the ground and he tripped.
“HARRY!” Harry then realized that the trip had forced the cloak to fall off and Ginny had found him. Harry looked up at Ginny and realized she had traded her spear in for a shotgun.
Suddenly all the yelling, music, acrobatics, and Neville’s screaming stopped. Everyone looked over at Harry and it was silent for a few seconds. Then Angelina let out a very high pitched yell and everyone started chasing Harry.
Harry shot out of the room and down the corridor faster then he could’ve if he was on his broom!
He turned the corner and saw a statue of a knight in armor and dove behind it as he watched as the mob run right pass the statue.
The mob was led by Ginny and her shotgun followed by the acrobats and there glittery outfits and some first years pulling wagons full of what seemed to be knocked out 4th years.
Harry came out from behind the statue and wiped his forehead. Suddenly he was receiving a hug from someone. He turned around and realized it was the statue of armor giving him a hug.
“Um…Hi.” Harry wasn’t sure of what else to say. What do you say to a statue of armor that is hugging you?
“Hi Harry.” out of the armor came a dreamy sort of voice that could only belong to Luna Lovegood.
“Luna?” Harry jumped out her grip.
“Yes Harry?” Luna took off the armor hat and looked at Harry with eyes three times her regular size.
“Please...don’t...scream.” He whispered. “I don’t want them to find me”
“Of course Harry.” said Luna in her weird little demon voice. It was silent for a few moments while Harry worked out what to do.
“AHHHHHHHHH!” Luna yelled out.
“What was that for?” Harry yelled stepping back.
“I saw a bug.” she said matter-of-factly in her dreamy voice.
Harry looked at her in disbelief but then started running down another corridor as he heard about twenty pairs of feet running his way.
Harry ran as fast as he could down the hall. Seeing a door at the very end of the corridor he started sprinting. He reached the door but realized the doorknob was painted on. It was a fake door!
He looked back and saw that the mob had found him. He realized there was no wear to go so he cowered in the corner.
The yelling got louder and closer and he could tell there were gonna get him.
He felt his arms and legs being grabbed in suddenly he was hoisted up onto the shoulders of some seventh years and was being taken away by the crowd of lunatics to who knows wear.
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