Voldy Therapy by PadfootBaby
Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 2 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 4725 Viewcount: 4272
Published on: 02/20/07 Updated On: 04/30/07
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 2 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 4725 Viewcount: 4272
Published on: 02/20/07 Updated On: 04/30/07
1. An Unwanted Psychiatrist by PadfootBaby [ - ] (2123 words)
Many thanks to my awesome beta, Winged Artemis, without whom this story would never have become anything more than a few scribbled pages in a notebook. Thank you so much, Hannah!!! :) And now for the disclaimers. I don't own anything you recognize here, including but not limited to Harry Potter and co., Barney, Girl Scouts (or their delicious cookies), Barney, business cards, Styrofoam, Lord Bunnymort (a long-running joke of HP forums), a cell phone, or England. (If I did own England, I would be ordering JK Rowling to make a sequel, not slaving away over fanfiction!) I do, however, own The Weird Brothers ;) and Alanna Black, so... no touchie! They're mine, I tell you, all mine!! Hahahahahaha!!! ...Ahem. Have fun!!!
2. A Day in the Life by PadfootBaby [ - ] (2602 words)
Thanks sooo very much to my great and awesomely cool beta, Schmerg_the_Impaler! Her help was much appreciated, and her funny comments made me smile! :D Thanks, Schmergo!!
Disclaimer time: I don't own Dementors. Or anything from the Harry Potter Universe. Or even Simon Cowell, rubber duckies, tagliatelle noodles, or Evil-I computers. I do, however, own Dark Lord's Dark Chocolate Cookies, and they are very delicious. *crumbs fall over keyboard* Enjoy the show!