Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow

Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Substance Abuse
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 12 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 23621 Viewcount: 100536
Published on: 03/30/07 Updated On: 04/05/08

1. Prologue: In which Tom Riddle acquires a business card by FinalCow [ - ] (1511 words)
We don't own Tom or any of the Death Eaters or any Harry Potter Character. Thanks for reading!
2. Chapter 1: Snape, The Laundry Boy by FinalCow [ - ] (1471 words)
Snape holds a side job for Voldemort
3. Chapter 2: Draco, Heir Unapparent by FinalCow [ - ] (3000 words)
Crisis over. The first chapter is up and all. Thanks for your patience.
4. Chapter 3: Snape, The Avenger by FinalCow [ - ] (1953 words)
Draco messes with Sunshine once too many and ends up in a sticky situation.
5. Chapter 4: Draco, Tattoo God by FinalCow [ - ] (1658 words)
I don't own Emperor Zhark but I do own his outfitter.
6. Chapter 5: Snape, The Reborn by FinalCow [ - ] (3004 words)
I don't own Herbal Essence but I do owe them thanks.

7. Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed by FinalCow [ - ] (1652 words)
I don't own Draco but that tattoo is mine
8. Chapter 7: Snape, The Psychiatrist by FinalCow [ - ] (1518 words)
Sorry this was so long in coming, I'll post quicker I promise!
Thanks a ton to our Beta, cto10121!
9. Chapter 8: Draco, Nervous Nelly by FinalCow [ - ] (2648 words)
Thanks eternally to my beta, you are my hero.

10. Chapter 9: Snape, The Insomniac by FinalCow [ - ] (1501 words)

11. Chapter 10: Draco, Still Alive by FinalCow [ - ] (1959 words)
yay for Leanne, the fastest mod in the west!
12. Chapter 11, Snape: The Advisor by FinalCow [ - ] (1746 words)
Thanks you Bridget, for being understanding of our strange ways.